NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!
YOU f**kING c**t BASTARDS! f**k YOU ALL, I f**kING HATE YOU! f**k NO! I GOT 3 HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT. FOUR HOURS! I WAKE UP, WATCH THE WHOLE SHOW, AND THIS IS THE BIG REVEAL. LITERALLY "HALO 4".
YOU MOTHERf**kERS! f**k YOU f**k YOU f**k YOU f**k YOU f**k YOU f**k YOU f**k YOU!!!! AND THEY'LL BE f**kING SHITTING WITH THE STORY, THEY JUST RAPED THE THEMES OF HALO... 3'S.... ENDING.... AND A f**kING JETPACK!? JUST OUT OF NOWHERE?! AND DID CHIEF JUST HAVE A f**kING ARMOR RE-SHAPING IN CRYO!?
...THERE'S--
THERE'S SO MUCH BULLSHIT IN THE TRAILER. CHIEF JUST WOKE UP AND HE'S... f**kING... FLYING THROUGH THERE... LIKE HE KNOWS THE ENTIRE LAYOUT OF THE SERIES... THEY ANNOUNCED IT WILL BE A f**kING TRILOGY...
OH-- OH GOD. I'M... JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. JUST LEAVE THE f**kING SERIES ALONE... YOU c**tS. GODDAMNIT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'M GONNA THROW-- I'M GONNA THROW U-U-U-U-U-PPPP--