-Some nearby thingy, perhaps a gate, is open and because of the winds it often makes this weird whale-like noise.
-Local paperboy/man is often on the phone while driving his moped, resulting in combination of motor sounds and yelling in whatever language.
Who the f**k does he have to call that early in the morning all those times? And who's on the other side of the line and could stand having a conversation like that?
I should slowly follow him on a bike, while having a pretend phonecall and yell even louder. To make it perfect I should learn the language so I can make things it more weird.
-I'm thinking of aving another drink.