(18:34:03) ChatBot: Bad_Replicant logs into the Chat.
(18:34:22) Darwinsgirl: hello
(18:34:25) Bad_Replicant: what are you crazy kids doing in here
(18:35:21) Bad_Replicant: sup' homes
(18:35:30) Darwinsgirl: there are no goats in here sane or otherwise
(18:35:58) Bad_Replicant: dammit
(18:36:00) OmegaZilla: I'm fine.
(18:36:05) OmegaZilla: It's insanely hot here though.
(18:36:06) Darwinsgirl: OZ was explaining the mysteries of life
(18:36:07) OmegaZilla: Hey
(18:36:10) OmegaZilla: Bad Replicant, my man.
(18:36:12) Bad_Replicant: the one day I need some sane goats
(18:36:17) Bad_Replicant: oh, sweet
(18:36:33) Darwinsgirl: scanning your profile
(18:36:47) OmegaZilla: Mysteries of life: was Jones really on the Alien's part in ALIEN?
(18:37:40) Bad_Replicant: On the alien's part?
(18:37:47) Darwinsgirl:
(18:37:51) OmegaZilla: Rooting for the Alien, helping him.
(18:38:00) Bad_Replicant: Oh, oh
(18:38:03) Bad_Replicant: absolutely
(18:38:06) ChatBot: Keg logs into the Chat.
(18:38:13) Darwinsgirl: ya think?
(18:38:19) Darwinsgirl: hello keg
(18:38:20) Bad_Replicant: Jones laid the eggs in the derelict
(18:38:28) Bad_Replicant: that much is obvious
(18:38:54) OmegaZilla: Hey KEG
(18:38:56) OmegaZilla: My man.
(18:39:09) OmegaZilla: In reality, the cat is the deity of the space jockeys
(18:39:20) OmegaZilla: We'll see him in promiffeus.
(18:39:39) Bad_Replicant: A RIDLY SKOT FILM
(18:40:12) OmegaZilla: Wiff Noomi Velociraptor and the bride of the devil's advocate
(18:40:51) ChatBot: Keg has been logged out (Timeout).
(18:40:58) Bad_Replicant: I wouldn't mind seeing a movie about Jonesy's days on gateway station
(18:41:00) Darwinsgirl: Keg bailed
(18:41:06) Bad_Replicant: directed by McG
(18:41:10) OmegaZilla: Hahaha
(18:41:15) OmegaZilla: Fund it.
(18:41:42) Bad_Replicant: Starring Bryce Dallas Howard as Jones the cat
(18:41:50) Darwinsgirl: I wish I'd a copied hicks prometheus pics......
(18:42:01) OmegaZilla: And Christian Bale as Jones' owner.
(18:42:09) Bad_Replicant: They gone?
(18:42:16) Darwinsgirl: yes
(18:42:27) Darwinsgirl: the one with the jars
(18:42:28) Bad_Replicant: Took longer than I expected
(18:42:41) Darwinsgirl: & I forget the other
(18:42:54) Bad_Replicant: The gigery cave
(18:43:01) Darwinsgirl: ah..ty
(18:43:16) OmegaZilla: Ffffffuuuu.
(18:43:22) Bad_Replicant: I want that movie to rock my face so hard
(18:43:24) OmegaZilla: Good I saved some pics, too bad I didn't take the jars.
(18:43:25) Bad_Replicant: in 3D
(18:43:27) Bad_Replicant: .
(18:43:32) OmegaZilla: In 5D
(18:43:39) Bad_Replicant: YES
(18:43:40) OmegaZilla: It's Prometheus, it can be in 5D.
(18:43:57) Darwinsgirl: Ridley says he loves the 3D process
(18:44:03) OmegaZilla: 3D is prehistoric, go see it in 5D!
(18:44:30) Bad_Replicant: Just go see the stage play version
(18:44:49) Bad_Replicant: where actors in jockey costumes throw mysterious urns in to the audience
(18:44:51) Darwinsgirl: gentlemen.....have a fine day
(18:44:54) ChatBot: Darwinsgirl logs out of the Chat.
(18:44:54) OmegaZilla: Int. Derelict
(18:44:57) OmegaZilla: Oh
(18:45:00) OmegaZilla: Bai Darwin.
(18:45:02) OmegaZilla: Anyway
(18:45:06) OmegaZilla: Int. Derelict
(18:45:14) OmegaZilla: Space Jockey: I'm siiiingin in the space
(18:45:20) OmegaZilla: I'm siiiiingin in the space
(18:45:37) Bad_Replicant: lawL
(18:45:46) OmegaZilla: What a glorious feeeeling
(18:45:55) OmegaZilla: I'm happy agaaaiiin
(18:45:55) Bad_Replicant: I'ma singin' in da space'a
(18:46:00) OmegaZilla: -Alien sound-
(18:46:09) OmegaZilla: I'm laughing at stars
(18:46:17) OmegaZilla: So dark up above
(18:46:35) OmegaZilla: The sun is in my (second) heart
(18:46:51) OmegaZilla: And I'm ready for creating nightmareeeesss
(18:47:06) OmegaZilla: Let the stormy Aliens chase
(18:47:14) OmegaZilla: Everyone from the place
(18:47:22) OmegaZilla: come on with the spaaace
(18:47:37) OmegaZilla: I've a smiiiile on my face.
(18:47:47) Bad_Replicant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ3dpZSDcrc
(18:47:48) OmegaZilla: I walk down LV-426
(18:48:02) Bad_Replicant: Just reminded me of that
(18:48:09) Bad_Replicant: SO I POSTED THAT SHIT
(18:48:34) OmegaZilla: I'm in love
(18:48:40) OmegaZilla: I so have to watch those films again.
(18:49:03) OmegaZilla: Lol what the f**k
(18:49:38) Bad_Replicant: I lost part 3 god knows when and have been going through Mad Dog Tannen withdrawals ever since
(18:50:25) OmegaZilla: I have to pick up the BLU tri-pack.
(18:51:39) OmegaZilla: Aw yeah Christopher Lloyd
(18:51:45) Bad_Replicant: Only blurays I own are the alien flicks. I have very limited access to the HD tv in this house.
(18:51:54) Bad_Replicant: But one day
(18:52:03) Bad_Replicant: I'll have over 9,000
(18:52:18) OmegaZilla: Ditto
(18:52:36) OmegaZilla: I'll have two houses, one for me, one for my Blu-rays and my movie collectibles.
(18:52:43) OmegaZilla:
(18:52:52) Bad_Replicant: And a third for the bitches.
(18:53:12) OmegaZilla: Naw
(18:53:24) OmegaZilla: I'll have one good, gentle, smart and hot wife.
(18:53:25) OmegaZilla:
(18:53:42) OmegaZilla: That likes Monster movies as I do.
(18:53:45) OmegaZilla: Aaaaawwww yeah.
(18:54:26) Bad_Replicant: I'm going to have three houses full of good, gentle, smart, hot bitches.
(18:55:01) Bad_Replicant: We'll have alien movie marathons every sunday.
(18:55:11) Bad_Replicant: And there will be champagne.
(18:55:18) Bad_Replicant: And, uh
(18:55:19) OmegaZilla: And chianti.
(18:55:25) Bad_Replicant: you know
(18:55:25) OmegaZilla: Nice chianti.
(18:55:31) Bad_Replicant: yeah, that
(18:55:40) Bad_Replicant: plus the secks
(18:55:45) Bad_Replicant: TEH SECKS, MAN
(18:55:49) OmegaZilla: lots, lots of secks.
(18:56:41) OmegaZilla: Careful man, you may end like Tom Lincoln.
(18:56:42) OmegaZilla:
(18:57:44) Bad_Replicant: You mean I could be the father of a great emancipator?
(18:57:49) Bad_Replicant: Becuase that's my dream
(18:58:52) OmegaZilla: You may get liver issues, buy a clone, and get killed from him.
(18:59:01) OmegaZilla: *by
(18:59:01) OmegaZilla: *By
(18:59:13) Bad_Replicant: oh lord
(18:59:16) Bad_Replicant: oh LAWD
(19:00:17) OmegaZilla: And your clone will get the hot clone of a hot lady.
(19:00:57) Bad_Replicant: this is gold
(19:01:05) Bad_Replicant: my assistant's writing it all down
(19:01:10) Bad_Replicant: on her lil' pad
(19:01:14) OmegaZilla: Hm?
(19:01:47) Bad_Replicant: Nothing, I'm just being an ass
(19:02:22) OmegaZilla: Like this?
(19:02:23) OmegaZilla:
http://boxmanga.co/pics/0804/17/8293497xph.jpg
(19:02:40) Bad_Replicant: I demand to know
(19:02:48) Bad_Replicant: where you found this photograph of me
(19:02:55) Bad_Replicant: I burned all the copies
(19:02:59) Bad_Replicant: DUBYA TEE EFF
(19:03:08) OmegaZilla: You starred in that show, you're pretty mainstream.
(19:03:10) OmegaZilla:
(19:03:57) Bad_Replicant: You mean I have, like, fans?
(19:04:00) Bad_Replicant: And money?
(19:04:07) Bad_Replicant: And a pool?
(19:05:07) Bad_Replicant: And money?
(19:05:15) OmegaZilla: Plenty of fans.
(19:05:21) OmegaZilla: Dunno about the money.
(19:05:23) OmegaZilla:
(19:05:59) Bad_Replicant: Well, that's alright I suppose
(19:06:15) Bad_Replicant: I've been poor so long, it would be a hard adjustment to make a this point
(19:06:30) OmegaZilla:
(19:06:36) OmegaZilla: Im in ur base
(19:06:40) OmegaZilla: stealin ur rights
(19:06:48) OmegaZilla: and gaining money on em.
(19:07:46) Bad_Replicant: why you gotta throw me under the bus like dat, zilla
(19:07:53) Bad_Replicant: WHY
(19:08:26) OmegaZilla: Because mimicking FINAL DESTINATION is fun
(19:09:00) Bad_Replicant: FINAL DESTINATION 11: THIS TIME THE DESTINATIONS ARE REALLY SUPER FINAL
(19:09:06) Bad_Replicant: RATED R
(19:09:20) OmegaZilla: RATED RRRRR
(19:09:27) Bad_Replicant: IN 5D
(19:09:32) OmegaZilla: Final Destionation 19: this time it's really personal.
(19:09:35) OmegaZilla: Of course!
(19:10:00) OmegaZilla: You can't view films in any other format. 5D is the only way to go.
(19:10:33) Bad_Replicant: 5D has been the only true format since the beginning
(19:10:41) Bad_Replicant: it's jsut that we're only realizing it now
(19:10:44) Bad_Replicant: just*
(19:11:24) OmegaZilla: Yup. Jeims Cammron kept to f**king prehistoric 3D, now RIDLY SKOTT will relieve us and present PROMIFFIUS in FIVE-DEE
(19:12:38) Bad_Replicant: thank you, Mr.skott, for delivering us from the dark ages
(19:12:47) Bad_Replicant: with some sweet 5D jockey action
(19:13:14) Bad_Replicant: and 5D rapace-o-vision
(19:14:31) OmegaZilla: In reality, Noomi Rapace is a reptilian, she's a Velociraptor, 'Rapace' is her nickname.
(19:14:47) Bad_Replicant:
(19:15:29) OmegaZilla: This is why she has no boyfriends, she eats them.
(19:15:34) OmegaZilla: Clever girl.
(19:16:15) Bad_Replicant: Even Nedry knew better than to mess with the Rapace fences
(19:16:57) Bad_Replicant: the fat bastard
(19:17:07) OmegaZilla: The Dilophosaurus was Charlize Theron, before the usual morning coffee.
(19:17:18) OmegaZilla: She was soooo pissed off.
(19:17:32) OmegaZilla: You know why?
(19:17:39) Bad_Replicant: ...
(19:17:41) Bad_Replicant: tell me.
(19:17:45) Bad_Replicant: now.
(19:18:23) OmegaZilla: She wanted to star in the film, but Nedry said 'ha-ha-ha, you didn't say the magic word!!' she attacked him while he was on Safari, Spielberg happened to be filming and kept that in the film.
(19:18:55) Bad_Replicant: OHMYGOOOOAAAAA
(19:18:56) OmegaZilla: He even said 'don't piss off a woman before the usual morning coffee' in one STARBURST article.
(19:19:19) Bad_Replicant: So Jurassic Park was, in fact, a documentary
(19:19:25) Bad_Replicant: and the events occured in real time
(19:19:49) OmegaZilla: Yup.
(19:21:10) OmegaZilla: Winona Ryder interpreted the Spinosaurus in the 3rd film.
(19:21:29) OmegaZilla: Sam neill had that bag she wanted sooooo bad. And so she chased him through the sets.
(19:22:16) Bad_Replicant: So ILM only did the catering?
(19:22:29) Bad_Replicant: They made sandwiches, not dinosaurs?
(19:23:01) OmegaZilla: It was allll a conspiracy
(19:24:18) Bad_Replicant: I'm learning so much from you today
(19:25:01) Bad_Replicant: I just want to live in a shed in you backyard and have you teach me about the mysteries of life
(19:25:23) OmegaZilla: Mysteries of liiiife.
(19:26:08) OmegaZilla: The male Tyrannosaurus in THE LOST WORLD was actually Jay Leno
(19:26:40) Bad_Replicant: Okay, that I always kind of suspected
(19:27:05) Bad_Replicant: I mean, he was such an asshole
(19:27:15) Bad_Replicant: I remember sitting in the theater and thinking to myself
(19:27:28) Bad_Replicant: "I'm pretty sure that dinosaur is actually Jay Leno."
(19:27:49) Bad_Replicant: "Yeah, that's him."
(19:27:51) OmegaZilla: The original sequence:
(19:27:52) OmegaZilla:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEjTGgVZMG8
(19:28:07) ChatBot: jevjnd2000 logs into the Chat.
(19:29:13) OmegaZilla:
(19:30:23) Bad_Replicant: He's clearly mistaken that research trailer for Conan O'Brien's tonight show set
(19:30:38) OmegaZilla: Yup, soooo raged.
(19:30:43) OmegaZilla: In the film he's even nastier.
(19:31:04) OmegaZilla: With the female Rex, Linda Hamilton.
(19:33:07) Bad_Replicant: And John Goodman as every human cast member.
(19:33:19) Bad_Replicant: That's how it should've been done.
(19:33:23) OmegaZilla: I betcha they were... a few goodmen.
(19:33:29) OmegaZilla: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(19:33:54) Bad_Replicant: I award you six monkeys for that one.