The AvPGalaxy Quotes Thread

[Aeus]

If by delicious you mean creepy obsessed stalker, then yes.

Hahaha

awww

[OmegaZilla]

It's IMDb. It's bullshit.

Even if it were true, just it being on IMDb has caused history to rewrite itself to make it false.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Therapy is that way ->.

That's the castration room

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F

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U

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C

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K

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_

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YOU

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!

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[SpaceMarines]

Roy Batty, Dave Bowman, Carl Sagan.
Spokesmen for contact lenses, nose jobs, and dental hygiene repsectively.

This just cracked me up.

[SpaceMarines]

Went through some old chat logs of mine.

Jess J. L. says:
How old are you?
Jack says:
15.
Almost 16.
Jess J. L. says:
Sweet lord
I thought I was talking to Jesus.

[OmegaZilla]

Huh. A lot of my friends must be fat, annoying, antisocial whales. Oh wait, none of them are! That means I'm not in real life... Oh God...

Where are all the whales...

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/problem.png

and xenomorph spelled backwards is hpromonex
sounds like the name of a drug.

[Purebreedalien]

From AvP:War Reborn

Purebreedalien: Predxeno you retconned my explosion
Purebreedalien: I'm sad
Predxeno: if u read my earlier posts
Predxeno:  it already said i was in a hiding spot
Predxeno: u retconned the plotline i was going to make with that
Purebreedalien: But you didn't say wher-
Predxeno:  good poitn
Purebreedalien: How can I retcon a plotline that didn't exist?

[Ghost Rider]

From AvP:War Reborn

Purebreedalien: Predxeno you retconned my explosion
Purebreedalien: I'm sad
Predxeno: if u read my earlier posts
Predxeno:  it already said i was in a hiding spot
Predxeno: u retconned the plotline i was going to make with that
Purebreedalien: But you didn't say wher-
Predxeno:  good poitn
Purebreedalien: How can I retcon a plotline that didn't exist?

Great stuff.

[OmegaZilla]

OK, who voted for Pussyface?

http://juvienation.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/080125-bully-vmed1pwidec.jpg

Whoever he is, we'll find him.
http://mvbg.wikispaces.com/file/view/angry-mob.bmp/109151923/angry-mob.bmp

http://bukk.it/hidinghomer.gif

[Ghostface]

Hahahaha I remember that blasphemy.

[Crazy Rich]

if you're old enough to lie, you're old enough to post.

The year, 1996, age 5, at the store.

Cashier: What is that under your shirt?
Me: Nothing.

[Lie]

Neuromancer

Case:

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Shia LaBeouf

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Molly:

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Boxxy

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The Finn:

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Vince Shlomi (AKA ShamWOW! Guy)

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Riviera:

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Cillian Murphy

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Armitage:

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shit sorry

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Tom Wiseau

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7dlwseXVn0#

Neuromancer


Case:

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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Molly:

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Olivia Wilde

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The Finn:

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Steve Buscemi

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Riviera:

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James Callis

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Linda Lee:

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Grace Park

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Dixie:

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James Woods

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Armitage:

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Michael Biehn

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hy6S7urCZM#noexternalembed

[Space Sweeper]

Still tallying them votes. The nominees will be up tonight unless my head explodes and a piece of shrapnel flies and castrates me.

http://www.tgdaily.com/sites/default/files/stock/article_images/misc/jedimindtrickbenkenobi.jpg

You won't be needing any sleep tonight.

Ben Kenobi, I love you.

[SpaceMarines]

Since I know TJ Doc and SpaceMarines are into this kinda thing...


Click for Hi-res version.

And then...

I'm still wondering where my credit is!

You were the sperm bank donor! 

This raises questions.

Me and your father didn't wan't to tell you!

So... what am I exactly?

The answers await you in this link: ENTER.

You're dead to me.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I'll try, might be hard.
Theres one cookie left, if someone doesn't take it in 5 minutes I'll take it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mayCvk2P4f0#