I asked ChatGPT to write a Marvel scene with Joss Whedon style quips. This is what I got:
INT. AVENGERS TOWER - NIGHT
The Avengers are gathered around a table, planning their next move. TONY STARK (Iron Man) is at the head of the table, smirking. STEVE ROGERS (Captain America), NATASHA ROMANOFF (Black Widow), BRUCE BANNER (Hulk), THOR, and CLINT BARTON (Hawkeye) are all present.
TONY: So, we're all agreed then? We go in, we smash, we grab, we save the day. Easy as pie.
STEVE: Pie isn't easy to make, Tony.
TONY: You would know, Cap. How's the 1940s recipe book treating you?
NATASHA: Can we focus, please? The world's in danger, remember?
BRUCE: (dryly) Is it ever not?
CLINT: I think it took a day off last Tuesday.
THOR: A day off? On Asgard, we battle every moment!
TONY: (grinning) And they say I never take a break.
STEVE: (serious) Enough. We need a plan, not jokes.
TONY: (mock salute) Aye aye, Captain Serious.
NATASHA: (to Tony) You know, for a genius, you act like a child.
TONY: (feigning hurt) Ouch. Right in the ego.
BRUCE: (muttering) What ego?
THOR: (confused) What is this "ego" you speak of?
CLINT: It's like Mjölnir, but for Tony's head.
TONY: (laughing) Nice one, Legolas.
STEVE: (firmly) Enough! We have work to do.
TONY: (sobering) You're right, Cap. Let's save the world. Again.
NATASHA: (smirking) It's what we do best.
BRUCE: (dryly) And they say practice makes perfect.
They all get up, ready to face the challenge ahead, but not without one last quip.
TONY: Alright, team, let's go be heroes. Or, you know, just another day at the office.
They head out, ready to face whatever comes next.
FADE TO BLACK.
That's all Disney has to do now. They'll rake in the billions and never pay another living writer ever again.