Jurassic Park Series

[King Rathalos]

Not like it's dumber than wild raptors who say f**k all to just killing the cast when they're cornered and have their eggs.

[BANE]

-They wanted the eggs back in one piece
-Army noises

[Vertigo]

I hate it when scriptwriters imbue oviparous animals with viviparous values.

[Blacklabel]

I hate it when scriptwriters imbueLab created genetically engineered oviparous animals with viviparous values.

...kay.

[Vertigo]

The modification doesn't really change anything about that sentence.

[BANE]

Ugh please you know what he's getting at.

[Vertigo]

Not really... 

Sigh. I'll risk diminishing the side-splitting hilarity by explaining.
Oviparous animals churn out eggs quickly, easily and typically en masse, they don't attach value to them like a K-strategist mammal does to its baby. Doesn't matter whether it's been grown in a lab, boffed out in a field or spontaneously popped into existence from a quirk of quantum physics.

[Blacklabel]

All that is fine and dandy but if the animals in this film also end up having mammal dna to specifically change their behaviour and inteligence.... Your complaint will be moot.

Anyway, even in the unused JP4 script, the "tamed" raptors werent rolling around in the fields waiting for scientists to pet them.. they were violent animals that were constantly strategizing ways to escape their captivity. The director already said the raptors arent gonna be "dog-like pets" in this... just predators in search of prey.

[Vertigo]

I, BANE and Rathalos were referring to JP3 :|

JW spoiler

Trained or even tame raptors don't stretch my credulity even slightly, I'd be shocked if you couldn't have done that with the real animals (to a degree, at least). Not sure how it'll play in the context of a movie though.

[close]

[Blacklabel]

D'oh!

Anyway, there's tons of stuff about dinos that we dont know and JP3 was just trying to be a bit "speculative" regarding dino behaviour... so.. whatevs, manggg.

And i highly doubt that real velociraptors were capable of being "tamed".

[King Rathalos]

Can we get dragons in Jurassic World?

[Blacklabel]

Life will find a way.

[King Rathalos]

Fire breathing T.Rex with giant horn on it's nose and spikes errwhere pls

[KiramidHead]

They can save that for Jurassic Park 5: Danger, Diabolus.

[King Rathalos]

yaaaaaaaaaaaay