Jurassic Park Series

Started by War Wager, Mar 25, 2007, 10:10:16 PM

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Kimarhi

Kimarhi

#8955
Negatron megatron.  JP3 superior to TLW. 


TLW has Hispanics getting stepped on, Raptors eating the black man, the fat blue collar working man gets bitten in half.  Its class warfare.

Blacklabel

Blacklabel

#8956
JP3 is better paced than the lost world...

but the lost world is better directed... and the characters arent AS annoying.. plus it has Roland, kicking ass. :P

Quote from: Cvalda on May 04, 2014, 04:40:01 AM
Are you watching the movie on slowmo or something? :P

Pausing every now and then because the desire to keep watching is dropping.. :P lol


Kimarhi

Kimarhi

#8957
roland was aight

Blacklabel

Blacklabel

#8958
Done with it.

The Spinosaurus shat a phone/10 (5.5/10)

The scene at the river was "almost" amazing..... because, god damn that was the worst child ever... and it just made the scene laughable instead of getting me to laugh "along with" it. :P

The Aviary scene was actually pretty good...

and
...this film could actually have been "fun"... if we actually gave a f**k about these characters... and if the humor in the film was actually decent... and if the attempts at having a "heart" werent so poorly executed.

the only character bit that i truly liked was Grant asking the kid about what he thought of Malcolm's book and the self satisfied goofy smile he gave when he heard the answer.

Alien³

Alien³

#8959
Quote from: Kimarhi on May 04, 2014, 04:41:26 AM
JP3 is better than the lost world.

Quote from: Kimarhi on May 04, 2014, 04:45:08 AM
JP3 superior to TLW. 

Quote from: Blacklabel on May 04, 2014, 04:57:50 AM
JP3 is better paced than the lost world...


scarhunter92

scarhunter92

#8960
TLW shits on JP3.

Requiem28

Requiem28

#8961
Hey, this is now a totally anti-JP film free environment.  You don't like a JP film?  SEE YO SELF OUT!  8)

BANE

BANE

#8962
So I finished the JP novel and am onto TLW.

So far it's a hell of a lot different from the movie.

Blacklabel

Blacklabel

#8963
Jurassic Park - Diamond
The Lost World - Pyrite.
Jurassic Park 3 - Turd.
Jurassic World - ?? 

Dovahkiin

Dovahkiin

#8964

Vertigo

Vertigo

#8965
Quote from: BANE on May 04, 2014, 01:54:37 PM
So I finished the JP novel and am onto TLW.

So far it's a hell of a lot different from the movie.

They have virtually nothing in common. The main carry-over, unfortunately, is Malcolm's personality dump.
One thing that particularly annoys me about TLW, over half the book is spent on the low-rent mystery puzzle that leads them to the island. The meaty stuff is just a few hours' read.

Kimarhi



Aspie

Aspie

#8968
Both are shit. JP3 just smells better.

BANE

BANE

#8969
Quote from: Aspie on May 04, 2014, 05:05:53 PM
Both are shit. JP3 just smells better.
Shush.

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