GRIMEZ SHRINE... New Relationship Advice thread..

Started by Rong, Jul 19, 2013, 05:06:59 AM

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GRIMEZ SHRINE... New Relationship Advice thread.. (Read 82,116 times)

Cal427eb

Quote from: Cvalda on Mar 20, 2014, 11:47:33 PM
I'm trying to work out the logistics of how one would masturbate using a Cabbage Patch Kid, and failing.
I would assume you cut a hole in it or somethin.

Aspie

isn't that like

a doll of a baby

Cvalda


how the f**k

Aspie

lol I wonder if he taped the birth certificate on the back of her head


just to stare at it during

Cal427eb

Should have just used a teddy bear.

SM

This is some Serbian Movie shit right here...

BANE

Quote from: Aspie on Mar 20, 2014, 11:54:14 PM
lol I wonder if he taped the birth certificate on the back of her head


just to stare at it during
Nah man, you gotta keep eye contact...

Aspie

Quote from: SM on Mar 21, 2014, 12:01:31 AM
This is some Serbian Movie shit right here...

AGHHHHH FLASHBACKS


Quote from: BANE on Mar 21, 2014, 12:02:14 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Mar 20, 2014, 11:54:14 PM
lol I wonder if he taped the birth certificate on the back of her head


just to stare at it during
Nah man, you gotta keep eye contact...


did ur G.I. Joe doll have well articulated eye balls?

Rong

Maybe ive got it wrong but it was a puppet im google searching it but i cant find it, so he was basically using the bit where you put ur hand in to masterbate with... it was f**king disturbing.

Aspie

Kermit the frog




lets turn that disapproval face upside down

Cvalda

Quote from: Rong on Mar 21, 2014, 12:06:18 AM
Maybe ive got it wrong but it was a puppet im google searching it but i cant find it, so he was basically using the bit where you put ur hand in to masterbate with... it was f**king disturbing.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Eva

One of these instances where I'm reminded why I'm happy about being the gender I am... why did I look in this thread... Why?

Rong

This thread is a trainwreck you can't look away from...

More horrible male stories....when i was in uni, my housemate who was a despicable human being you could smell his room walking past it.

He called me and needed me to get something out of his room, id never entered it knowing the stench that came out of it, basically the entire floor was covered in used tissues... f**king horrible, it was like a scene out of se7en... talking about it now make me feel physically ill


Aspie

Did he rub the tissues together and make ghosts out of them to hang up for Halloween decorations?

ShadowPred

Quote from: Aspie on Mar 21, 2014, 12:28:26 AM
Did he rub the tissues together and make ghosts out of them to hang up for Halloween decorations?


LOLOL!!

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