GRIMEZ SHRINE... New Relationship Advice thread..

[Cal427eb]

[The1PerfectOrganism]

awe so mean much butthurt

[Rong]

[Effectz]

[Topazora]

that's a winner ...

[Cal427eb]

Smooooooooooooooooooooooth

[Aspie]

A comment I found on Reddit 

Between the ages of 12 - 15 I used to f**k an old golf club headcover. Never once washed it or cleaned it out. I finally got rid of it when it was too stiff and scratchy to use. My dad found it in the garbage, inspected it and was sickened by me for weeks.

[Rong]

oh god f**king gross.

it reminds me of a friend i once knew he had a cabbage patch kid, the soft plush one thats like a puppet, any time someone would touch it he would freak out and say " don't use it as a puppet" .... f**king gross

[Cal427eb]

He didn't even hide that shit?

[Cvalda]

My best friend had a bunny rabbit that used to f**k a Cabbage Patch doll almost all day long, every day.

So far we are from the animals.

[Rong]

He didn't even hide that shit?

he kept it on his bed........

[Cvalda]

Sounds like an interesting friendship

[Cal427eb]

He didn't even hide that shit?

he kept it on his bed........

goddammit

[Rong]

Sounds like an interesting friendship

hahahaha fuk u

He didn't even hide that shit?

he kept it on his bed........

goddammit

be playin vidya games in his room, and id be like why do you have cabatch patch kid for? ( bit of a girls toy) then i worked out the dark truth.

[Cvalda]

I'm trying to work out the logistics of how one would masturbate using a Cabbage Patch Kid, and failing.