The AvPGalaxy Quotes Thread

Started by OmegaZilla, Jun 26, 2010, 06:01:54 PM

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Aspie

Aspie

#3510
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ShadowPred

ShadowPred

#3511
LOL


TJ Doc

TJ Doc

#3513
Quote from: Omegazilla on Oct 12, 2014, 07:06:58 PM
Watching Lifeforce is like listening to the rambling delirious claims of a hopelessly insane man tied to a chair, all whilst an incredibly hot naked woman just walks around you -- staring lustfully at you whilst you're charmed by her feminine shapes.

And it's an awkward situation, because you're trying to make sense of what the flying f**k the madman's claims mean, and at the same time you're convulsing violently with a massive boner of utterly cosmic proportions because damn Mathilda May is hot. So there's blood going in both poles of your body, and -- I guess -- that's good for your health (?). I don't know. My life has not been the same since I watched that thing.

He's right, you know.


Nightmare Asylum

 :D

Aspie

Aspie

#3516
Quote from: Rong on Oct 14, 2014, 03:16:58 AM
Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 14, 2014, 03:12:15 AM
To be stupid and glib, the main appeal to me of ever going to college would be the "experience" of going with my peers out of high school, cute college guys, all that crap. I'm an old bat now at 25, so that window is long since closed.

lol TFW 25 is old



Aspie

Aspie

#3518
cheeky scrum lords


Aspie

Aspie

#3520
Quote from: BANE on Oct 19, 2014, 01:51:26 AM
nope, invalid, u guys have no chicken cannon

Quote from: Kimarhi on Oct 19, 2014, 01:52:45 AM
yes


its called fat diabetics rectum after eating KFC 

Cvalda

Cvalda

#3521
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Oct 20, 2014, 04:29:15 AM
Quote from: Aspie on Oct 20, 2014, 04:25:44 AM
God I hope I end up loving what I do... Y'all sound miserable.  :P

If AspieSloth studies in school...



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...AspieSloth will be a happy working sloth...



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...but if he gives up, AspieSloth will be a miserable stripper sloth, and nobody wants that!



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Stay in school Aspie! :)
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Aspie

Aspie

#3523
Quote from: Kimarhi on Oct 22, 2014, 01:22:17 AM
I was a young kid once and I asked my mom, "what would you do if I just ran up and slapped you as hard as I could,"


she looked at me point blank and said, "Shoot you in the face."  Cold.  Terminator style.


and I was like daaaammmmnnnn.



Quote from: Kimarhi on Oct 22, 2014, 01:58:54 AM
thinking about doing something is not a crime cal








Tavi Cal said he wants proof of life about your mom.
Quote from: Huol on Oct 22, 2014, 02:01:13 AM
"shitshitshitshit"

Cvalda

Cvalda

#3524
From the Dear White People thread:

Quote from: Hubbs on Oct 22, 2014, 03:44:34 PM
Quote from: Cvalda on Oct 22, 2014, 11:53:02 AM
The title is brilliant. Perfect for making closet racists fly into an insecure rage.

LOL! wut? would you say the same if the film was indeed called 'Dear Black People'? Or is this just a one way street...what a silly question...of it is  ::)

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