OBJECTIFICATION THREAD: The Male Body

[tavianini19]

And you can't detect sarcasm.

[Cvalda]

To be fair to BANE, it's pretty hard to detect sarcasm where you're concerned, Brick.

[BANE]

You know it's a serious concern when Cvalda takes my side, tav.

[tavianini19]

I'm certainly concerned.

[Eva]

He's not French, he's Belgian.

Oh whatever 

They're right beside each other, they probably have a huge rotten cheese import-export arrangement.

That's just as funny as when I occasionally learn that Americans I've been a fan of, are actually Canadians.

[BANE]

touche

Both pleasant surprises though

[Kimarhi]

terrible surprise



mericans best

[BANE]

nope, invalid, u guys have no chicken cannon

[Kimarhi]

yes


its called fat diabetics rectum after eating KFC 

[BANE]

do these fatties constitute 50% of your air defence force?

chicken cannons = our best defence against air strikes, apart from projectile pancakes

[tavianini19]

It's a good thing nobody plans on bombing you.

[BANE]

Well yeah, pancakes are extremely effective, most of all against drones.

[tavianini19]

Guess I better start cooking.

[Cvalda]

John Hurt is canon f**king him in Snowpiercer

[tavianini19]

I hesitated to look at the your new post because I'm in class....but I believe I made the right choice.