The AvPGalaxy Quotes Thread

[Cvalda]

Neither gender would stoop so low.

I hope.

[BANE]

man what would his partner think if she saw that he was going to re-use one of his condoms because he didn't know any better HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How would she find out though? Would she just walk in on him in the bathroom, hanging his freshly washed condoms on a clothesline to dry?

[TheLoneSpoon]

rick bane of the sexes

[Aspie]

Neither gender would stoop so low.

I hope.

InB4 his appearance in Under The Skin.

man what would his partner think if she saw that he was going to re-use one of his condoms because he didn't know any better HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How would she find out though? Would she just walk in on him in the bathroom, hanging his freshly washed condoms on a clothesline to dry?

HAHAHAHAA no no no no I need that image to go away

[Cvalda]

AUUUUUUUGHHHHHH WHAT HAVE I DONE

[Crazy Rich]

man what would his partner think if she saw that he was going to re-use one of his condoms because he didn't know any better HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You would think everyone would know how to use a condom because not only were they talked about in my high school educationally (we all got our own baggies and I pulled out an XL Trojan Man and told a "this is too small" joke that got a lot of laughs) but they have f**king instructions on the f**king box, I believe the package even for some.

[Eva]

I regret digging that up now. Rick's foulness only intensifies after burial

You bloody well should be. I've started to take certain events in my past up for revision, simply from the suggestion that there might be guys out there, applying to this re-using condoms routine because they're idiots...

The thoughts you can plant in my mind, girl...

[Aspie]

saves money

[ikarop]

AUUUUUUUGHHHHHH WHAT HAVE I DONE

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c4b2bb9c48a188a98ac1b4da6c37309/tumblr_mxyyy3N2sn1qbeyyvo1_400.gif

No throwing up! All puke must be re-used.

[BANE]

Quick! QUICK! Not on the floor! Use this condom!

[Cvalda]

AUUHUGHEIGIWEMGOQMAGMOAM

[Aspie]

it can be washed later

[Eva]

Even the funniest condom anecdotes I've heard, can't possible measure up to this... just... nope....

[Aspie]

man what would his partner think if she saw that he was going to re-use one of his condoms because he didn't know any better HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How would she find out though? Would she just walk in on him in the bathroom, hanging his freshly washed condoms on a clothesline to dry?

"Hey, honey, can you smell this real quick? See if it's still good."

[Vickers]

I retract my petition.