The AvPGalaxy Quotes Thread

Started by OmegaZilla, Jun 26, 2010, 06:01:54 PM

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Effectz

Effectz

#2206
Quote from: chrisr232007 on Feb 13, 2013, 01:42:11 PM

"How many games is this for you, Gearbox?"
"Thirty eight... simulated."
"How many *decent* games?"
"Uh, two. Not including this one."


Space Sweeper


RagingDragon

RagingDragon

#2208
Quote from: PrivateHudson87 on Feb 14, 2013, 04:47:02 PM
Pitchford: Look, those two releases are worth millions to the licensing division, right? Now, if you're smart, we can both come out of it as heroes, and we will be set up for life.

Throwawayacm: You're crazy, Pitchford, you know that? You really think you can get dangerous bugs like that past Microsoft certification?

Pitchford: How can they fail it if they don't know about it?

Throwawayacm: Oh, but they will know about it, Pitchford. From me. Just like they'll know that you were responsible for the loss of one hundred and fifty seven thousand fans!

Pitchford: Wait a second—

Throwawayacm: You sent them to that E3 walkthrough!

Pitchford: You're wrong!

Throwawayacm: I just checked the company blog, directive dated 6/6/2012, signed Pitchford, Randall S. You sent them out there and you didn't even warn them! Why didn't you warn them, Pitchford?

Pitchford: Okay, look. What if those bugs didn't even exist? Did you ever think about that? I didn't know! So now, if I went and made a major security situation out of it, everybody steps in. SEGA steps in, and there are no exclusive rights for anybody; nobody wins. So I made a decision, and it was wrong. It was a bad call, Throwawayacm. It was a bad call.

Throwawayacm: Bad call? These fans are gone, Pitchford! Don't you have any idea what you've done here? Well, I'm gonna make sure that they nail you right to the wall for this! You're not gonna sleaze your way out of this one! Right to the wall!

Pitchford: Throwawayacm...! You know, I... I expected more from you. I thought you'd be smarter than this.

Throwawayacm: I'm happy to disappoint you.

Just epic. :D

Nightmare Asylum

Fooling around with the search feature and found this gem :D

Quote from: Sharp Sticks on Apr 07, 2011, 03:32:09 AM
...Olivia Wilde is like Samuel L. Jackson in Summer Glau's body...

Rick Grimes

Rick Grimes

#2210
I normally don't like Maledoro that much, but this post shows he has a great sense of humor  :laugh:

Quote from: maledoro on Feb 15, 2013, 09:55:52 PM
Quote from: ScardyFox on Feb 15, 2013, 09:45:25 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 15, 2013, 08:29:47 PMParticularly if it involves Maledoro.  ;) :laugh:
Guy does have an obsession.
I cannot lie.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/66788_460700170632710_1496727630_n.jpg

Aspie

Aspie

#2211
Quote from: SiL on Feb 16, 2013, 02:45:25 AM
Every time Rick posts in this thread I am more and more convinced this is how he starts his day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noKVrNK2VKM#ws

TheLoneSpoon

TheLoneSpoon

#2212
Quote from: Aspie on Feb 20, 2013, 01:52:02 AM
lolwtf am I reading.





I'll just assume the past few pages are the product of Spoon's avatar. Godammit 60s Spiderman.

Space Sweeper

Space Sweeper

#2213
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 22, 2013, 09:21:43 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 22, 2013, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 22, 2013, 09:16:05 PM
I hate how everyone is against me...
Who are these people that are supposedly against you?

Anyone who has to disagree with what I have to say.
PROBLEMS LIKE THESE.











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Cal427eb

Cal427eb

#2214
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Feb 22, 2013, 09:40:23 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 22, 2013, 09:21:43 PM
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 22, 2013, 09:17:43 PM
Quote from: Rick Grimes on Feb 22, 2013, 09:16:05 PM
I hate how everyone is against me...
Who are these people that are supposedly against you?

Anyone who has to disagree with what I have to say.
PROBLEMS LIKE THESE.











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:laugh:

Lie

Lie

#2215
LMAO!!!

He wants a f**king Ricktatorship! :laugh:

Space Sweeper


ShadowPred

ShadowPred

#2217
The page numbers at the bottom make me want to kill so I can see the entire thing!

Cal427eb

Cal427eb

#2218
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 24, 2013, 02:32:53 AM
The page numbers at the bottom make me want to kill so I can see the entire thing!
Wait... There's more?!

ShadowPred

ShadowPred

#2219
Quote from: Cal427eb on Feb 24, 2013, 02:34:53 AM
Quote from: ShadowPred on Feb 24, 2013, 02:32:53 AM
The page numbers at the bottom make me want to kill so I can see the entire thing!
Wait... There's more?!


There has to be! I see no other reason to have two different numbers on each image.

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