*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[Rick Grimes]

See what you've done Lie?! See what chaos you have created?! Look at this madness!

It's your fault actually.

Why the f**k does everyone blame me?!

I gave a reasonable solution to his problem, why must everyone beat me up over it?

[SM]

Try this: Imagine me in that situation. What would you say?

Are you the one being touched, or the one doing the touching?

[Cal427eb]

Why the f**k does everyone blame me?!

I gave a reasonable solution to his problem, why must everyone beat me up over it?

Rick. This isn't some kind of conspiracy for all the members to treat you specifically different.

[Rick Grimes]

Try this: Imagine me in that situation. What would you say?

Are you the one being touched, or the one doing the touching?

The one being touched obviously! Why must you make me out to be some sicko?

[TheLoneSpoon]

See what you've done Lie?! See what chaos you have created?! Look at this madness!

It's your fault actually.

Nah, man, its actually yours.

f**k, my cleaver deflection has been seen through!

Try this: Imagine me in that situation. What would you say?

Are you the one being touched, or the one doing the touching?

Rick is probably doing the inappropriate touching.

[Aspie]

lolwtf am I reading.





I'll just assume the past few pages are the product of Spoon's avatar. Godammit 60s Spiderman.

Try this: Imagine me in that situation. What would you say?

Are you the one being touched, or the one doing the touching?

[Rick Grimes]

Try this: Imagine me in that situation. What would you say?

Are you the one being touched, or the one doing the touching?

Rick is probably doing the inappropriate touching.

Say one more thing about me, and I bend your spoon.

[SM]

Try this: Imagine me in that situation. What would you say?

Are you the one being touched, or the one doing the touching?

The one being touched obviously! Why must you make me out to be some sicko?

1) You do that on your own.
2) Why is it sick?
3) If you were being touched, then it's no big deal.  You don't have a girlfriend, so there's no issue with infidelity, and you'd be on here like a shot saying 'This girl is touching me - what do I do?'

[Prime113]

See what you've done Lie?! See what chaos you have created?! Look at this madness!

It's your fault actually.

Nah, man, its actually yours.

f**k, my cleaver deflection has been seen through!

That it has, Spoon. That it has.

[Aspie]

Try this: Imagine me in that situation. What would you say?

Are you the one being touched, or the one doing the touching?

Rick is probably doing the inappropriate touching.

Say one more thing about me, and I bend your spoon.

[ShadowPred]

These last few pages...lulz.

[TheLoneSpoon]

Try this: Imagine me in that situation. What would you say?

Are you the one being touched, or the one doing the touching?

Rick is probably doing the inappropriate touching.

Say one more thing about me, and I bend your spoon.

"I don't touch people inappropriately!"

*threatens to touch someone inappropriately*

[SM]

 

[Rick Grimes]

1) You do that on your own.

True.

2) Why is it sick?

Because you wanted me to be the one touching other women.

3) If you were being touched, then it's no big deal.  You don't have a girlfriend, so there's no issue with infidelity, and you'd be on here like a shot saying 'This girl is touching me - what do I do?'

If I'm the one being touched, it is a big deal since I may find it offensive and uncalled for. I thought you knew better old man.

Try this: Imagine me in that situation. What would you say?

Are you the one being touched, or the one doing the touching?

Rick is probably doing the inappropriate touching.

Say one more thing about me, and I bend your spoon.

"I don't touch people inappropriately!"

*threatens to touch someone inappropriately*

Dude, you don't have a spoon I can bend, so it's no threat.

[SM]

Because you wanted me to be the one touching other women.

No, I didn't.

If I'm the one being touched, it is a big deal since I may find it offensive and uncalled for. I thought you knew better old man.

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What a load of horseshit.  You'd think all your Christmases had come at once.

Amongst other things.