The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Charles Xavier]

Arkham Tower takes heavy fire.

"FIRE!"

Joes, Autobots, Cobras and Decepticons waste Cal for his foolishness, critically damaging his Eva and dropping the power of his Eva to 10%. Cal is forced to his knees.

"Where's your back-up now, soldier? Terx didn't come to save you." 

[Aspie]

*locks thread*


I win.

[Charles Xavier]

*locks thread*


I win.

OOC: Aw, c'mon, Aspie. What gives?

[Aspie]

It's the only way to nuke this thread beyond revival.

[Cal427eb]

Arkham Tower takes heavy fire.

"FIRE!"

Joes, Autobots, Cobras and Decepticons waste Cal for his foolishness, critically damaging his Eva and dropping the power of his Eva to 10%. Cal is forced to his knees.

"Where's your back-up now, soldier? Terx didn't come to save you." 

I musn't run away

I musn't run away

I musn't run away

I musn't run away!



Unit 01 tackles some Autobots, and Decepticons and rips them to shreds.

[Charles Xavier]

Duke reports;

"Raiden and Piranacon are down! I repeat, Raiden and Piranacon are down!"

Omega Surpeme and Devastator grab Unit 01 from behind and tackle it to the ground, restraining it securely.

[Terx2]

Arkham Tower takes heavy fire.

"FIRE!"

Joes, Autobots, Cobras and Decepticons waste Cal for his foolishness, critically damaging his Eva and dropping the power of his Eva to 10%. Cal is forced to his knees.

"Where's your back-up now, soldier? Terx didn't come to save you." 

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I musn't run away

I musn't run away

I musn't run away

I musn't run away!

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Unit 01 tackles some Autobots, and Decepticons and rips them to shreds.

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"You are the hero this world needs unlike that failure dragonborn."
*I phase into reality behind Cal*
"Red stage 3."
*I shout into my mic as I decapitating omega surpeme freeing Unit 01 and knocking over devastator before Unit 01 finishes him off*
*Meanwhile Red and corrupt autobots begin a demonic breaking the barrier as my hellish army led by Lie breach strangefates fortress*
"I knew your plan from the very beginning."
*Generates a barrier of spirit swords spiralling aroung me and a glowing angelic light restores Cals Eva by 200%*
"This time we do it together friend."
*A nod seals the deal as Strangefate approaches us*
"Be ready!"
*I say swaying my sword Yamato*

[Charles Xavier]

The stranger laughs at them.

"Strangefate? 'Tis not him, you fool. He wouldn't be stupid enough to vulnerably step outside into the battlefield."



Agent Faces removes his Strangefate disguise and summons the remaining MOBATs and CATs to attack Cal and Terx.



Dinoking grabs both Cal and Terx together and uses them as a shield for;

"FIRE!" Duke and Cobra Commander shout.

Cal and Terx are pummeled mercilessly by the tanks' blasts.

Meanwhile, Assault Copter Dragonfly XH-1s and FANGs rush to annihilate Lie and the hellish army with their missiles and miniguns.



"YAHOO! Let's give 'em hell!" shouts Wild Bill in one of the copters.

[Terx2]

*One swing of Yamato and all the tanks explode. The spirit sword barrier destroys the incoming rockets*
"Only cowards hide."
*Impalies Agent Faces and drain his life force into Yamato*
"I am nephelim. Half angel, Half devil. All powerful."
*Agent Faces turns to sand as I look up and see the Strangefates base burn*
"Hell on Earth baby."
*I smile*

[Charles Xavier]

"NOOO! FACES!"

As the smoke amongst the destroyed tanks clear, one more appears. It's the Triple Changer Decepticon;

Blitzwing



Blitzwing fires at Terx brutally in retaliation.

[Terx2]

"NOOO! FACES!"

As the smoke amongst the destroyed tanks clear, one more appears. It's the Triple Changer Decepticon;

Blitzwing

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Blitzwing fires at Terx brutally in retaliation.

*The first blast hits me knocking me to the ground*
"Ha ha ha. You got me mad."
*Enters devil trigger*

*Takes flight and rip a hole in the sky with a now over charged Yamato. A large hand from the void slaps Wild Bill out of the sky and into a volcano. Before crushing Blitzwing and returning to the void*
*I scream at the top of my lungs shattering the helicopter's and those inside them exploding mid air. As I leave devil trigger and land on the ground safely*

[Charles Xavier]

Strangefate slams his fist.

"Is there no end to these fiends?"

With all his tanks and copters down. Strangefate calls in his air force.

Soon from the skies appear;

Ace and his fleet of Joes behind him in their Combat Jet Skystrikers.




Wild Weasel and his fleet of Cobras behind him in their Cobra Rattlers.




Jetfire



Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Sunstorm and Thunderwing.







"Remember these guys, Terx? Many of them destroyed Mt. Silver! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!"

Cal and Terx are showered with more missiles, lasers and bullets, making them stagger and collapse, burned to a crisp.

"Quickly! Grab that Yamato and bring it to me! And dispose of these fools!" Strangefate commands.

Abominus tackles Terx on the ground whilst Dinoking does the same with Cal. Both Transformers beat them up, ensuring that they won't recover or get up from the ground.

Computron runs off with the Yamato in his hand.

[Dovahkiin]

"You are the hero this world needs unlike that failure dragonborn."

That's funny coming from you. Especially while I just protected a city full of people from obliteration!

*Kaiju corpse lays in the background*

But I'll tell you what. Why don't you go and learn the ways of the voice, save the world from a demonic god, then become a Jaeger pilot and protect the world from giant alien monsters!

*I sigh inside Gypsy Danger*

So, what's going on here?

[KiramidHead]

"You are the hero this world needs unlike that failure dragonborn."

That's funny coming from you. Especially while I just protected a city full of people from obliteration!

*Kaiju corpse lays in the background*

But I'll tell you what. Why don't you go and learn the ways of the voice, save the world from a demonic god, then become a Jaeger pilot and protect the world from giant alien monsters!

*I sigh inside Gypsy Danger*

So, what's going on here?

I dunno, either.

[Charles Xavier]

So, what's going on here?

Well, Terx and his army of demons from hell are out for my blood and have allied with Cal, Lie and Trainer Red. As of now, I'm trying to fend them off with my vast, MORE POWERFUL army of soldiers and robots.

And oh yeah, I killed Vepariga. Boo-hoo.

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I'm taking very good care of his body...

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for experiments.

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