Predator 3: Vengeance for Wolf

[SiL]

Rendering times alone will exceed 2 hours.

[SM]

Must include long pauses between lines, crossing the line and jump cuts.

[SiL]

I guarantee this will be the most ineptly edited video you've seen for a long time.

Cast list!

Elder Predator: Nightstorm Predator
Person: Curt Russel
NASA Person: Karl Saigan
President: Barracks O'Barma
FBI Agent: Hugo Waving
Juney: Nick Kage in Drag
Yutani: Nick Kage in Different Drag
Security Person: Chaining Totem
?? ??: ?? ??

[SM]

Needs moar Shaun Perkwee.

[Nightmare Asylum]

If you still need someone for the "It's a comet! The Earth is doom!" line I volunteer!

[SpaceMarines]

Rendering times alone will exceed 2 hours.

Two. Hours.

[Space Sweeper]

How's your Carl Sagan impersonation?

One of my best impersonations.

I can vouch for this.

I think he's going to be voiced by Sweeper.

That's the plan (Supposing Sweeper's still interested).

Yes indeed. I have a pretty good recording mic, so I'll have to put slap a distortion over it to make it sound like it was recorded out of one of these:



I'll even remove the pop filter if needed.

[Nightmare Asylum]

How's your Carl Sagan impersonation?

One of my best impersonations.

On par with Quint?

[SpaceMarines]

I'd say exceeds.

Ah, man, that was a fun monologue.

[Space Sweeper]

Oh god, I just imagined Carl Sagan doing an opening/closing monologue for this similar to Morgan Freeman in the War of the Worlds remake... or Sam Elliott in The Big Lebowski.

[Aspie]

Now we need a panel of two or three AVPG members who are not in the cast or have a Credit to form a Pre-Screening Film Review Committee and see which one can come up with the best review/interpretation of this new-age Christmas Story.


And then convince a mod to put the early reviews on the front page like they did with the AVP and AVP-R films.

[SiL]

Needs moar Shaun Perkwee.

If only someone had made a mask.

If only.

If you still need someone for the "It's a comet! The Earth is doom!" line I volunteer!

Congratulations, you're Curt Russel.

Yes indeed. I have a pretty good recording mic, so I'll have to put slap a distortion over it to make it sound like it was recorded out of one of these:

Naw, leave it on the good mic, I'll downgrade it myself.

Oh god, I just imagined Carl Sagan doing an opening/closing monologue for this similar to Morgan Freeman in the War of the Worlds remake... or Sam Elliott in The Big Lebowski.

This may be an option ...

Now we need a panel of two or three AVPG members who are not in the cast or have a Credit to form a Pre-Screening Film Review Committee and see which one can come up with the best review/interpretation of this new-age Christmas Story.


And then convince a mod to put the early reviews on the front page like they did with the AVP and AVP-R films.

I'll send you a screener on VHS

[Aspie]

Now we need a panel of two or three AVPG members who are not in the cast or have a Credit to form a Pre-Screening Film Review Committee and see which one can come up with the best review/interpretation of this new-age Christmas Story.


And then convince a mod to put the early reviews on the front page like they did with the AVP and AVP-R films.

I'll send you a screener on VHS

I have 2 VHS players, make it happen.

[SiL]

I think I actually have a VHS recorder still.

Aw man.

[Aspie]

I think I actually have a VHS recorder still.

Aw man.

ALSO: We needs a soundtrack