*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[DoomRulz]

you could just excuse yourself and go to the bathroom.

[Rick Grimes]

What if there's not a bathroom in sight? Then what? I just shit my pants in front of her?

[Vakarian]

Well then your f**ked.

[SpaceMarines]

Well then you're f**ked.

Got that for ya.

[Master Chief]

What if there's not a bathroom in sight? Then what? I just shit my pants in front of her?

Yes Rick, shit your pants in front of her.  Let her know that you have a great fascination with male hippos and that you're just marking your territory so other guys will stay away.

[Prime113]

  You guys are awesome.

[BANE]

What happens if you're on a date or with a girl you like and a fart is about to happen? What should you do?

Say your leg has fallen asleep, go for a little walk, unleash your ass gas, return.

[Lie]

What happens if you're on a date or with a girl you like and a fart is about to happen? What should you do?

Suddenly sit on the floor then say "3... 2... 1! Let it RIP!", the reaction depends on her age.

[ScardyFox]

Let it rip and when she says something get right in her face and scream "SMELT IT DEALT IT!"

She will fall for your juvenile charms.

[Vickers]

Well if you let rip around her, it could go one of two ways:

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[Rick Grimes]

What if there's not a bathroom in sight? Then what? I just shit my pants in front of her?

Yes Rick, shit your pants in front of her.  Let her know that you have a great fascination with male hippos and that you're just marking your territory so other guys will stay away.

I almost died laughing after reading that!

[DoomRulz]

What if there's not a bathroom in sight? Then what? I just shit my pants in front of her?

Yes Rick, shit your pants in front of her.  Let her know that you have a great fascination with male hippos and that you're just marking your territory so other guys will stay away.

And if he were to wet his pants, he should say he has a fascination with big cats right?

[SiL]

How old is she, 12?

Seriously dude, farts aren't dealbreakers. Everyone does it. She does it. If you need to fart, friggin' fart. If it's audible, apologise. Maybe act embarrassed. Maybe make a joke about it. If it's that bad that you think you might shit yourself, dude, you've got worse things to worry about than what she's going to think.

[SM]

What happens if you're on a date or with a girl you like and a fart is about to happen? What should you do?

Pull my finger.

[DoomRulz]

How old is she, 12?

Seriously dude, farts aren't dealbreakers. Everyone does it. She does it. If you need to fart, friggin' fart. If it's audible, apologise. Maybe act embarrassed. Maybe make a joke about it. If it's that bad that you think you might shit yourself, dude, you've got worse things to worry about than what she's going to think.

You'd be surprised at how many women would refuse to see a guy for a second date as a result of it.