Film Reviews - AvPGalaxy's Own Critics!

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Hubbs

Death Race 2


Well for a straight to DVD release this was pretty solid stuff, in fact its just as good as the first in terms of looks, action and quality and kinda surprises me why it never got a proper release. Well that's what I thought at first haha after finishing I realised why it may not have gotten a bigger release, simply its just the same as the first in everything.

Now don't get me wrong its not a poor film, its actually a decent 'Running Man' style flick with good destruction derby sequences and plenty of pointless over the top blood BUT its the same as the first. Nothing new here anywhere I'm afraid right down to bringing back another 'Frankenstein' and using all the same types of cars.

Cast attracted me with Rhames, Goss, Trejo and Bean (great line up) plus there are some nice girls in here too ;) but the film kinda rollercoasters and has good bits and poor bits and then bits which are directly copied from the first. Never did like the computer game angle it uses with the race either, comes  across as a WWF show, apart from that if you can accept its basically the first all over then enjoy.

Hubbs

The Mercenary


Very curious film this with a rather unexplained and muddled plot which doesn't really have any reason to it that I could see. Its not a bad film per say but its unexciting and uneventful despite having Trejo on the front cover looking badass, in fact Trejo's role is almost a supporting role as he does virtually nothing throughout accept appear in life after death sequences due to the fact he tries to kill himself all the time.

The plot is slightly moving and is not your typical guns n gore flick, which I thought, instead its about redemption, finding yourself and sacrifice in a way...but not as deep as that sounds, but there is of course some guns n blood. Also stars the gorgeous Ling Bai as a ladyboy haha

Hubbs

Trancers Hexalogy


Trancers (1985)

Tim 'king of the sci-fi B-movie' Thomerson is again in yet another time travelling sci-fi flick and again he's a cop with a really good name...meet 'Jack Deth'.

Yep another cracker alright :) this film makes Pyun's films look megabudget and the acting top class, there really isn't much I can be positive about here, its not even enjoyable as a daft B-movie like 'dollman'. Terrible 'effects' with dreadful acting and some almost 'Ed Wood' style moments of corn and action, plus the plot is stupid and incomprehensible at times. Look out for Helen Hunt and Thomerson with dark hair! amazingly Thomerson acted in another four more of these with Helen Hunt.



Trancers II: The Return of Jack Deth (1991)

Holy crapola Batman this is.....errr crapola! after the quite dreary first film we somehow got this quite dreadful sequel that pretty much scrapes the bottom of the barrel alright. Thomerson is back as 'Deth' again for some reason, obviously needing work and Helen Hunt is also back for a cameo as she's realised to get out.
The plot is totally muddled and all over the show, there is quite a nice sci-fi plot deep down in there somewhere (touch of 'Terminator' time jumping in the mix) but its being totally buried under a rotting B-movie. Laughable 'effects', terrible 'acting' really bad sets and props plus virtually no costumes what so ever haha looks like Thomerson wore his own clothes. I might add the exploding ham scene was so bad it was brilliant.

Only Thomerson gives any reason to watch a tall, he can't save the film but he does inject a tiny amount of fun with his dry harsh tough guy performance ;)

'Don't worry, ladies. They're biodegradable'



Trancers III: Deth Lives (1992)

Getting alittle better after the dreadful second film yet still highly cheap and nasty with laughable everything hehe. This time 'Deth' does have a rather neat partner in the form of a large android called 'Shark' who actually looks pretty sweet with his fish/fin mask, not brilliant makeup effects but its nice looking and different. The special ops training and fighting camp are really bad in this haha some great fake looking fighting and bad stunts work a treat in making this hilarious when its not really suppose to be.

Still chasing Trancers all over time n space Thomerson is witty as ever and on top form with his tough guy persona which still manages to make me smile despite the utter crudness going on all around haha I dunno why Thomerson keeps doing these but he is the main attraction for sure. The first two films seemed to be semi serious but this third film definitely shows everyone is having a good time making it as it vies towards an 'Evil Dead' formula with plenty of wise cracks and visual tomfoolery.



Trancers IV: Jack of Swords (aka. Journeys Through the Dark Zone, 1994)

Number four and back down we go, the roller coaster continues with Jack Deth and his adventures through time, this time its back to dreadful trashy B-movie without any amusing trashy charm hehe

Thomerson is still firing the wisecracks but the medieval setting for this is really bad looking, this kind of location can either work and look quite good or not work and look real bad, this is the latter. Everyone is running around what looks like some local woods (you expect to see them run into a car park half the time lol!) around a Romanian castle but you can tell which are sets or real, lots of really iffy looking fights and weapon usage and a really cheesy baddie at the top of the tree.

Plot wise its getting abit messy and horrendously corny and cliched...actually I kinda lost the plot to be honest, too many characters and little sub plots going on with rather messy direction and cutting, still it doesn't matter as you know Deth will win somehow ;)



Trancers V: Sudden Deth (1994)

Hmm this is just the same film as number four basically, they have made one long film and cut it in two but as this isn't too long they have filled about the first six/seven minutes with backstory from the last film! weak.
So its the same again with the same people and the same baddie leader who conveniently comes back from the dead to be the baddie leader in this film again lol! So if you read my review of number four you will get an idea for number five, identical stuff at a run time of 1hour 14min!!



Trancers VI: Life After Deth (2002)

With the loss of Thomerson this franchise dies and this final film shows it. A cast of nobodies in a D-Movie if not lower with home video style effects, action and acting coupled with the exact same run of the mill plot. They even crowbarred in footage of Thomerson as 'Deth' at the start making us believe hes in the film albeit for about three min, bad move as that always comes across as phoney eg. many Bruce Lee films after he died.

Gone are all the cool witty wise cracks from Deth with that classic tough guy flair which always gave these films a tiny edge.

Hubbs

Hubbs

#558
Demonic Toys (1992)

Yes its totally stupid and not in the least bit scary, I dunno why its referred to as a horror, but this cult is highly enjoyable with its basic charming effects. Of course its ridiculous and has a high trash content with strong levels of cheese but with a film about killer dolls what do you expect, its much more of a light hearted horror/comedy.

The main swing here is the dolls of course, a killer teddy bear, a baby doll, a robot and a jack in the box, all of which actually look kinda cool, not scary more eerie and bizarre, think killers Muppets haha. The sequences where the dolls attack are pretty amusing and the highlight of the film, with their limited movements and funny voice work its hard not to enjoy despite how silly it is watching a grown adult thrash around as he's being attacked by a psychotic Fozzie the Bear lol!

The whole concept is hard to pull off but its an interesting one with toys coming alive, much like 'Toy story' and 'The Twilight Zone' its a fun route to explore, plus the dolls are always well designed and made with obvious care and attention.



Demonic Toys 2 (aka. Demonic Toys: Personal Demons, 2009)

Seeing as this was made recently it makes it hard to accept the crapness involved as these type of films tend to work better knowing they were made back in the 80/90's but despite that its still a reasonable horror with fun doll mania.
The plot is pretty much the same as all the killer doll films previously accept with a different setting but the effects are slightly better or alittle more technically advanced than the rest. The dolls still look good but we're missing 'Mr Static' and 'Grizzly' and instead have 'Divoletto' which is a devil looking doll, nice design and very 'Puppet Master' but he doesn't do too much.

Nice setting and the usual kills accompanied with some rather poor acting but we all know what we're getting here, not as good/classic as the first but its still solid if you have a doll fetish ;)

TheMonolith

Live Free Or Die Hard
In a year dominated by disappointing sequels and the start of a franchise that would leave movie fans widely divided to the point of bloodshed, there was one film that brought something back that we all missed. That film was Live Free Or Die Hard, the long awaited fourth film about the adventures of reluctant hero John McClane.
McClane (Bruce Willis), now divorced from his wife and down on his luck is called to take hacker Matthew Farrell (Justin Long) in for questioning.  After avoiding an assassination attempt, McClane and Ferrel discover that the hacker has unwittingly assisted terrorists lead by Thomas Gabriel (Timothy Olyphant) in starting an attack on the US infrastructure.
Four actors hear deserve notice. Bruce Willis is the one who steals the show as John McClane, one of the greatest action heroes of all time. Despite being quite a bit older than his last outing over 10 years prior, he still is the same guy. Still immature, still cracking jokes, still having more luck than even Master Chief could pull off, and still cracking some of the best damn one liners ever. Justin Long as Farrell is a great sidekick. He is lovable, smart, knows how to assist when he and McClane are in a jam, and is no less crucial to the overall plot. McClane sure knows how to pick em. Olyphant as the villain Thomas Gabriel is a bit of a weak spot. The Die Hard series has always had impressive villains, and Thomas is impressive when it comes to his plan. The problem is he doesn't seem too threatening at times, sounding a lot like he is whining rather than delivering a genuine challenge. Olyphant was miscast in this role, but still manages to hold it above water good enough. Finally, Mary Elizabeth Winstead as the now grown Lucy (Is daddy coming home with you?) does pretty good. While at times she comes off as a basic teen eye sore, there are parts where she actually does seem to have that little McClane spark in her. She has appropriate aggressiveness and desperation during her scenes. Perhaps she will be mowing down terrorists a Christmas not too far from now.  BTW, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World just went up in awesome points because Ramona Flowers is John McClane's daughter.
The director Len Wiseman does a very interesting installment in this series. The most epic and stylized of the bunch, it does seem out of place plot wise. But Wiseman made a wise decision and stuck close to our heroes in framing and in story in order to make the action seem more focused as it was in the previous three films. But there is one problem that could become serious.  I have not seen any of his other films, but I have seen previews to the Underworld series which he directed and they do look similar to what I saw here. This is actually a very bad sign. Wiseman managed to pass this time, but if he doesn't expand his directing style, it will become a trap that he will not be able to escape from, and this will be repeating the motions for the duration of his career. Try some new things Wiseman. You show some promise.
The action is not like a lot of Die Hard action we have seen before. Die Hard action usually is close quarters, under tables, in elevator shafts, on airport skyways, on subway trains, etc. The action in this film is much more open, with building after building getting decimated and an almost ludicrous use of vehicles. While each film progressively expands scale, there are times where it doesn't feel like a Die Hard film due to it being so open. The best points of the film are the close quarters areas like the van dangling down the elevator shaft. Once the destruction of a freeway starts, it crosses past the point of believability, something that the first film had nailed on the head. However, the action does do its job. It keeps you nailed to that screen while McClane fights it out. I suppose it isn't so bad to see him take on new types of challenges. Let's see how he fairs against aliens.
I must talk about the effects in this film. While there are the usual CGI shots, I saw something I never thought I would see again. Miniatures. Glorious, wonderful realistic miniatures. How great it was to see a physical effect again. And they look wonderful. The CGI is also very good, showing most impressive work during the jet sequence in the film's conclusion.
The cinematography and scoring are the usual style for an action film these days. Nothing too impressive or artistic. Just enough to see what is going on and keep the tone of a scene appropriate. The better parts score wise are actually the little snippets of music lifted from the original classic, because those noises get that nostalgic blood pumping and make us remember where it all began.
The latest Die Hard film took the steaks a bit too high in my opinion. This would have been a satisfying end to the series because it was so out there, but with possibly two more on the way, how are they going to outdo the scale here? We will have to wait and see. McClane hasn't dealt a bad handto the box office or fans. Let's hope he keeps up the trend.
Bottom line, Live Free Or Die Hard is probably one of the best action movies of the 2000s. Despite its flaws in style and direction, it does offer a most wonderful welcome back to one of the most beloved action heroes of all time.
And Hollywood, about that aliens thing. Don't get any cute ideas.

Hubbs

Evil Bong (2006)

Charles Band continues with his Full Moon movies of which some are cult classics and quite good where as this is unfortunately not too good. I mean really....its about an evil haunted bong that kills people when they get high from puffing on it, but do they die? not overly sure if they do according to the end but does it really matter?

Unsure how Band got this made really haha nothing here to recommend unless you like a tiny show of soft porn in the form of boobies, not too much I might add. On another note its nice to see tiny cameos from other Full Moon movie characters such as 'Jack Deth' 'Gingerbread Man' 'Ooga Booga' 'Ivan Burroughs' and 'Jack Attack', totally pointless but I always liked how Band films are all linked together..sort of.



Doll Graveyard (2005)

This is probably one of Bands best films to date although not exactly an original concept but its pretty well made and directed coming across as a sensible thriller. Again we have killer dolls on the loose but much like 'Puppet Master' they do look really good and have been well designed and made, I especially liked the samurai and German dolls.

Its very very predictable with nothing new to bring to the forum but simply if you like these types of horrors then you will certainly enjoy, by now Band is pretty much an expert at shooting dolls so this is quite good and not just trashy cheap stuff, just don't expect top class acting or thrills. Nice film title :)



Bad Channels (1992)

Probably one of Bands cheapest looking and oddest flicks, if that's possible, and certainly in the B-movie realm. No real sense behind the plot other than aliens trying to capture human females for some reason, this all takes place in a radio station with allot of cheap looking effects and hammy alien suits. Its not too predictable as its pretty off the wall with at least two music/band sequences in the film which make the whole thing seem like something of MTV, its very dumb but it does have a certain charm to it plus its the prequel to 'Dollman Vs Demonic Toys' and has a very short sequence after the end credits with Tim Thomerson as 'Dollman' ;)



Zone Troopers (1986)

More B-movie fluff for Tim Thomerson to revel in haha this time hes behind enemy lines in WWII but his squad gets wiped out and on top of that he must content with an alien that has crashed its ship in the area.

Excellent film title which really gives you high hopes for a rockin flick and to a degree you do get a pretty decent action film with lots of gun action and Nazi blasting. The first half of the film isn't too bad and along the lines of the 'Dirty Dozen' minus the better acting skills and top cast of course, as the alien comes into the plot the film still manages to hold its own but towards the end of the story we meet more aliens which look suspiciously like humans with white hair in rather campy outfits.

This is where things start to get abit 'Flash Gordon' looking with crappy ray guns, bad outfits and a dodgy looking spacecraft, shame really as the first crashed spaceship looked quite good and the stranded alien actually had a decent mask and look not far from something you might see in the 'Mos Eisley space cantina' in Star Wars (the aliens we meet towards the end are male and different from the stranded alien which is female).

Very basic but fairly fun and amusing how no one ever seems to be that shocked to find visitors from outer space.

Hubbs

Dollman vs. Demonic Toys (1993)

Suppose to have been the first 'vs.' film made so really this film is a groundbreaker if we are honest about it. Its a very silly premise of course and the back story behind it is muddled, basically this is the sequel to 'Bad Channels' 'Dollman' and 'Demonic Toys' all at once which in itself is pretty impressive and unique but alas they screwed up the continuity badly by making 'Nurse Ginger' as the sidekick from 'Bad Channels' when it should of been 'Bunny'.

That aside this is actually good fun and continues the cult craziness of the previous films with the added bonus of Thomerson back as Dollman. Most of the film is filled with flashbacks unfortunately which does take up time and seeing as the film is one hour!! you can tell they struggled to fill out the plot.

Effects wise its about on par with the other films accept this time we have lifesize Demonic Toys going up against 'Brick' which don't look too bad really, the fact they are real or stop motion makes all the difference which would be lost using cgi, almost modern day Harryhausen films...almost ;)



Blood Dolls (1999)

Yes I can't believe it either but Band still somehow manages to make yet more killer doll flicks without anyone saying...'hey, haven't we done this before?'. This doll flick is pretty much the same as 'Puppet Master' accept the dolls are much more detailed, extreme looking, twisted and bizarre but also really decent looking too.
The whole film is kinda off the wall or more like a twisted fairytale as the dolls are controlled by a villain with a normal human body but he has a shrunken head (think 'Beetlejuice') that actually looks good I must admit. His main henchman is a human version of 'Jack Attack' from 'Demonic Toys'...basically a big guy with clown face paint on which was alittle disturbing I guess, all this and a sexy girl rock band imprisoned in a large cage for his amusement haha sweet.

The plot is..again..a bad guy using the dolls to kill for his own evil plans, afew different plot twists here and there buts its the usual thing really, not much else that can be done I guess, to be frank its just a chance to do a puppet film with a new fun set of killer dolls really, much like 'Doll Graveyard'.

Its competent and solid as a doll horror, doesn't look cheap n nasty and the characters are good fun.



Dolls (1987)

Yep found another doll film but this time from Bands Empire film company and not directed by the man himself. Surprisingly this doll flick is different from all the rest with its plot, this time its very much like a fairytale or even a Stephen King story. An old couple that make dolls in a big mansion in the middle of nowhere take in lost or stranded folk and shrink them down turning them into dolls depending on the persons character, if they're good or bad.

So a slightly different spin with this film which is nice and gives it a fresher feel, the dolls are not weird looking killers either they are just normal looking old fashioned toy dolls from various times, almost 'Pinocchio' in design, style and feel.
Cast is good in this too with the old couple being especially well performed, no one really well known but they all play their parts well enough too make the film seem better than it maybe should be, infact the whole film looks good with decent well lit sets, dark hallways, plenty of shadows and the classic thunder and lightning all giving the right atmospheric glow.
Not scary but more of a 'Scooby Doo' creepy feel to it which is just right as its obviously hard to make killer dolls come across as genuinely scary.

Shasvre

Quote from: Hubbs on Jul 11, 2011, 09:50:29 AMDollman vs. Demonic Toys (1993)

Suppose to have been the first 'vs.' film made so really this film is a groundbreaker if we are honest about it.
What about this one then?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Kong_vs._Godzilla

Hubbs

Hubbs

#563
^Well I did say 'suppose to have been', I'm just going on what I've read, maybe it was referring to Western films.




Freejack (1992)

Loosely adapted from the sci-fi novel 'Immortality, Inc.' back in 1959 but failing to match the original source and instead opting for a more cyber punk/neo distopian future mix which almost always tends to fail in films for some reason, accept for 'Blade Runner'.

Afew films spring to mind like 'Johnny Mnemonic' and 'Lawnmower Man' when watching this as all are the same kind of future based flop, over the top with terrible effects, sets, costume and acting, all as if no one actually attempted to make the films appear realistic or coherent. Freejack is slightly better than the others with a more stable plot and a half decent style and look but the casting was horrendously bad and ruined any chance of even the smallest kudos.

Estevez simply isn't a good actor and that's it, he can't play the action man and proves it here, Russo in my opinion is like a piece of wood and not much better looking whilst Jagger is in there as a gimmick to try and gain more interest simply because its Mick Jagger playing a villain, plus he looked ridiculous wearing that fighter pilot helmet thing. Hopkins is obviously there to try and gain some respect for the film and add a touch of sci-fi class but he can't save it and comes across rather flat.

Uninspiring.

Purebreedalien

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Hubbs

The Salute of the Jugger (The Blood of Heroes, 1989)


Bit of a forgotten Hauer cult classic this with your typical popular post apocalyptic world where only the strong survive. Haven't seen this in many many moons and it wasn't quite as cool as I remember it but still decent, the plot has now been copied over and over by many films since but as this was back in 89 it feels like its one of the first, almost.

An Aussie flick so you would be right in thinking there's a touch of 'Mad Max' in there but there's also allot of classic barbarian type stuff and strong Roman Gladiator themes too, you wonder if Scott took inspiration perhaps. The 'game' itself is kinda odd and simply revolves around sticking a dog skull on a stick in the opponents half, like a touchdown really, whilst you batter your opponents half to death to protect yourself and your players, dogskulls because they eat dogs in the future, why use them for this? who knows.

When you watch the game I did kinda get the feeling in reality it wouldn't last more than 5min or less haha but artistic license in heavy use of course. The actual games aren't as violent as you'd think with minor blood and not much carnage, the film is quite tame really now but back in the day it was suppose to be pretty brutal haha Hauer is perfect for the role as the quiet leader, Delroy Lindo in a surprise role and the rest of the team are pretty good too whilst the Aussie outback really gives this a bleak barren feel.
Nice ending which isn't totally predictable...if you watch the uncut version, the US version was cut for some reason.

Pn2501

Quote from: Hubbs on Jul 13, 2011, 06:22:06 AM
The Salute of the Jugger (The Blood of Heroes, 1989)


Bit of a forgotten Hauer cult classic this with your typical popular post apocalyptic world where only the strong survive. Haven't seen this in many many moons and it wasn't quite as cool as I remember it but still decent, the plot has now been copied over and over by many films since but as this was back in 89 it feels like its one of the first, almost.

An Aussie flick so you would be right in thinking there's a touch of 'Mad Max' in there but there's also allot of classic barbarian type stuff and strong Roman Gladiator themes too, you wonder if Scott took inspiration perhaps. The 'game' itself is kinda odd and simply revolves around sticking a dog skull on a stick in the opponents half, like a touchdown really, whilst you batter your opponents half to death to protect yourself and your players, dogskulls because they eat dogs in the future, why use them for this? who knows.

When you watch the game I did kinda get the feeling in reality it wouldn't last more than 5min or less haha but artistic license in heavy use of course. The actual games aren't as violent as you'd think with minor blood and not much carnage, the film is quite tame really now but back in the day it was suppose to be pretty brutal haha Hauer is perfect for the role as the quiet leader, Delroy Lindo in a surprise role and the rest of the team are pretty good too whilst the Aussie outback really gives this a bleak barren feel.
Nice ending which isn't totally predictable...if you watch the uncut version, the US version was cut for some reason.

i loved this film as a kid.

i think the game is somewhat based of a version of Gaelic football X lacross.

you're right about the roman influence, i always expected the "catamite" part of the Road to look something like this shame they never filmed that that part for the John Hillcoat film.

Hubbs

Hubbs

#567
Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat ( 1988 )

One the oddest vampire flicks I've seen for sometime with a blend of western, redneck, comedy and horror which doesn't really come off 100%. I was hoping for an 'American Werewolf' type film and this is certainly bizarre enough to pull that off but the effects are pretty tame and nothing really truly exciting actually happens.

There is a good cast in here its gotta be said, E. Walsh, Ireland, Caulfield, Carradine and horror comedy legend Bruce Campbell but the direction is weak and the film fails to grab your attention as a spooky vampire thriller, the fact that all the vamps are almost all old people and regular working Joe's just doesn't work here. I have seen some vamp Westerns before and they have always added to the mythology with their own cool ways but this misses the target simply cause it doesn't feel like a vamp film, its too camp and cheesy plus it looks kinda cheap too, shame as the films poster was always really nice.



Who's Harry Crumb? (1989)

The ever lovable John Candy manages to make you smile throughout this film despite it being somewhat childish with some pretty lame predictable visual gags. A simple plot involving an inept private eye trying to uncover a kidnapping and inadvertently succeeding through his own blundering, a slight copy of 'The Pink Panther' methinks but its a fun little farce giving Candy the oppertunity to try many character disguises....think 'Fletch'.

Its all very silly yet likeable as Candy uses his girth in all manner of ways to make you chuckle, classic 80's actor Jeff Jones is the perfect dastardly foil to Candy with Tim Thomerson in an unusual role as a slightly useless badguy henchman.
Overall you are lead through a nice array of amusing sequences which are fun, I won't lie and say they are great and hilarious simply because Candy is the star ergo they must be great as that isn't the case, if this film had been made today it would probably be long forgotten very very quickly but that also does testify to the skill and charm of Candy.

Not his best film but its up there in the top five.




Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn (1983)

How about that for a film title huh, talk about getting you hyped for a sci-fi fantasy guns and swords type action flick with monsters, princesses and possibly even spaceships and landspeeder type vehicles, well yes that's what I was thinking after seeing the poster haha I was thinking along the lines of 'Krull'.

I must report that the film isn't quite how I thought it would be, yep its a sci-fi and yes it has laser guns, landspeeders and the odd monster but its terribly cheap looking in places with virtually no plot. Now I know I shouldn't expect anything amazing from an unknown film but you always hope there is a hidden gem don't you, on the plus side there is some nice imagination here mixed with allot of elements from other obvious sci-fi. The big one eyed humanoid aliens were made up quite well and did remind me of 'Klingons' whilst all the outfits were your typical 'Mad Max' affair, especially the vehicles and the heroes leather outfit, there was a touch of 'Krull' type magic involved and of course your regular mutant baddie warrior.

I shouldn't be too harsh really as it was made along time ago when certain big films were the rage and this was merely jumping on that bandwagon, in fairness its not too bad, not good but certainly one of the better cheapo fantasy sci-fi films from the depths of the B-movie abyss.



Blood Out

American film with most of the main roles going to British actors, well I say actors but none of them are really proper actors hehe Vinnie Jones, Tamer Hassan and Luke Goss, all Southerners and all pretty hard..accept Goss.

50Cent appears briefly despite being billed as a main player whilst Kilmer is miscast as a big drug lord. Starts out pretty well with some good tense action and a solid revenge plot building in the same type of vain as your average Seagal or JCVD flick. Allot of hand held cam work adds to the atmosphere as Goss goes on a one man army kick ass spree to avenge his brother and it does feel gritty and rough if alittle glossy with that Hollywood touch, not as bleak and tough as '187' or 'Harsh Times'.

Things do get silly unfortunately as the film progresses towards the end, its kinda hard to believe that the stringy wiry Goss is hard enough to beat all these big guys up hehe especially the fight at the end which does smell of certain JCVD films. Holes are uncovered in the plot which make you question sequences and the ending is abrupt and kinda rushed, its mainly a vehicle for Goss much like 'The Transporter' was a vehicle for Statham but this is abit too late and dated really, still its kinda cool to see a trio of cockneys in the main roles of a US film.

Hubbs

Hubbs

#568
The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)

Mr Pyun's first film and after seeing it probably his best film with possibly the biggest budget and release success over all his productions, on top of that the film was actually reasonably well received and got a small toy line too!

On the visual side this film is really nice showing allot of detail with some lovely sets and location work, the costumes on display really add to the mix too with lots of medieval armour, period type dresses/garments along with your more common barbarian/warrior approach. Of course if you think along the lines of 'Conan' 'Red Sonja' 'Krull' and even old swashbucklers with the likes of Errol Flynn you will get a good idea of what this film is like. Everything you relate to your average Dungeons & Dragons fantasy is in here, a hero who's parents are killed by an evil tyrant comes of age and comes back to kill the tyrant with his band of mercenaries armed with a powerful three bladed sword, add a demon who also seeks revenge against the evil tyrant, a damsell in distress and the charm of 80's light and sound effects alongside over the top killing.

The whole film is very cliched and predictable with allot of hammy acting but its suppose to be that way really, it doesn't hide that fact and nor is it suppose to be a serious drama, in terms of action its abit placid with lame fighting and silly blood but in terms of design and looks it beats Arnie's 'Conan' hands down!. The sequences with the evil undead demon sorcerer are really decent makeup wise and reminded me of 'Darkness' from 'legend', when the demon sorcerer perishes the effects are really really good too, quite a surprise.

Its a slow burner in places and kinda rollercoasters with the excitement but it does have quite a classic feel about it, almost historical or Shakespearean in places with names like 'Cromwell' and the elegant attire. Afew minor silly spots do remind you its a silly fantasy, one being the three bladed sword that looks too cumbersome and heavy to wield properly and then you discover it actually fires the blades individually as projectiles! very 'Krull'.

Surprise winner if you enjoyed all the other similar fantasy films of the 80's, if you didn't then best avoid ;)







Cars 2


Split right down the middle with this new Pixar flick, never really got on with the first one as I found the idea of a whole film around talking cars just too clunky an idea to work. Its a fun idea of course going back to 'Herbie' but there's little that can be done with cars in my view, apart from obvious door movements and windscreen/headlights as eyes, its also hard to relate to cars as characters like you can with toy or even bug characters, probably because we all know they are mechanical and not living things.

Anyway, on the downside the whole thing isn't very original, its just a rehashed story with different characters and basically it HAD to have a race in it. For me the whole James Bond spoof side to it was poor and lacked imagination, we've seen this so so many times now its just dull plus what the cars get up to is just too daft to enjoy really, you can tell the creators had a real hard time trying to get a car to move as if it was a real living person involved in espionage and generally it looks pretty stupid. I still can't stand the redneck voice provided by 'Larry the Cable guy' (use your real name you idiot!!), Caine as 'McMissile' was uninspired and cliched, Izzard was miscast with his voice, dunno how he keeps getting work and I didn't like or understand why all the police and military cars in the UK sequences had stupid big hats on, looked like something out of a children's afternoon cartoon.

On the plus side like all Pixar films it looks totally beautiful and silky smooth, I absolutely loved what they did with Japan, how it looked with the graphic designs, neon logo's, all the Japanese cars being small clean and compact, the little bed cubicles where you go to sleep, the futuristic toilets accompanied by little cartoon helpers on a screen etc...it all looked exactly as Tokyo, Japan should and is in reality. All the countries the cars visit are all rendered amazingly well with perfect little touches to express that countries uniqueness and quirks, the same can be said for all the cars too, each country has all the regular cars you would see driving around in reality and they all look so real and shiny hehe. Of course some vehicles look better than others but its fun to spot all different types of cars throughout the film, much like spotting all your favourite toys from your childhood whilst watching 'Toy Story'.

In the end I love this film for its crystal clear pinpoint pixels and how gorgeous it looks, on the other hand there wasn't much in the film that was very fulfilling and memorable (like allot of new cgi films these days), not overly funny, exciting or emotionally grabbing...just a simple OK. I would say its better than the first as it has atad more depth but in the end with all the vehicles with faces including planes, trains and ships I kinda felt like I was watching a mix of 'Thomas the Tank Engine', 'Jimbo and the Jet Set' 'Little Red Tractor' and 'Bob the Builder'.

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Frequency
A great work from 2000. John Sullivan (Jim Caviezel) digs up his deceased father Frank's (Dennis Quaid) old radio and turns it on. An Aurora Borealis is overhead. Due to the phenomenon, John gets in touch with his father in the year 1969 and is able to prevent his death. As a result, a serial killer who died after killing three victims now survives and kills 10, one of whom is Frank's wife and John's mother. The murder is set to happen a week later in the year 1969. As John uses his police skills to uncover the killer's identity in the present, Frank sets out to prevent the murder in the past.
Once again, we must start with the acting. Our two leads are great. Quaid is initially disbelieving of the identity of the man he is talking to on the radio and delivers this well. Once he does believe, he really captures the wonder of finding out what his son will become in 30 years. Quaid interacts with his adult son in much the same way he does with his son as a child, referring to both incarnations as Chief. He also expresses an appropriate amount of fear and sadness when he hears of his wife's possible fate. Jim Caviezel as the adult John also displays much talent. His desperation in trying to convince his father that he is in fact his son, his discovery of his mother's 30 year old murder for the first time, him telling his father about future events. These two performances are show stoppers. Others do well here too.  Shawn Doyle is a wonderful (and creepy) villain. I will say he seems more effective in his 69 incarnation than his 99 incarnation. Perhaps it is the makeup they used, perhaps it is because the 69 version got more screen time. But that 69 version is a cold menacing monster. Elizabeth Mitchell is also very good as Julia. Her 99 incarnation gets little screen time sadly, but her 69 incarnation delivers a strong, loving and angelic character. You can understand just how much is at stake whenever she is on screen. Finally, Andre Braugher is great in both incarnations as Frank's friend and John's boss. He shines best when Frank tries to prove to him he is talking to his son in the future on the radio by describing the world series as it will happen in a matter of hours. When the events start unfolding as Frank described, Andre's eyes grow wide and he laughs to himself as he begins to believe the story. Great all around.
The premise is used creatively. A time travel movie where there is no time travel. Who would have thought of it? John telling Frank to hide something in a place where no one will find it for 30 years, Frank burning a desk and the burn appearing in the present, John keeping track of events using old news articles. It offers so many possibilities, and all the possibilities that are used, they are used well.
The special effects in this film are used sparingly. The opening scene where Frank fights a CGI fire is exciting but there are times where the effect is a bit weak. It doesn't get off to a good start in this way. But when the Aurora Borealis shows up, it becomes a character all its own. Dancing across the night sky in a brilliant show of light that watches over and guides our heroes through the entire film. It also really captures how an Aurora looks, no easy feat. Small things like desks being burned and radios being fixed are impressive. One sequence at the start of the film is eye catching. It shows the world separating, one earth being normal and the other being static in appearance. One of the most visually striking moments in the film that sets up just what is to come. The final morphing of John's house in the present is probably the film's most memorable effect, and it does work quite nicely with lamps, pictures, cabinets and couches changing from one type to another. There are many things that can be picked out in this few seconds so I won't bother. Suffice to say it is beautiful.
The music by Michael Kamen captures what this film really is about. The relationship between father and son. It is full of beauty, emotion and personifies the love, wonder and desperation of both characters. Probably the best use of music is during the exciting finale of the film.
Editing had to be skillfully done in order to capture the two talking to themselves across a 30 year gap, and it is done well. The transitions between eras are seamless, even when they grow more rapid. It is surprising just how well these scenes fit together, especially in the hiding the wallet and climax scenes.
I am not sure what to say about director Gregory Hoblit. I have not seen any of his other works. Perhaps they are good. Perhaps not. There are two theories in art. One if the great artist theory where an artist consistently puts out wonderful pieces. The other is the great work theory where a striking and memorable work is created before the artist fades into obscurity. Perhaps Hoblit is the latter. Hopefully he is just getting started. Time will tell I suppose. He sure did great here.
Frequency is a very interesting take on time travel. Only the information actually travels across the gap. But events can still be altered as a result. This moving and engrossing father and son tale is one for the ages. It certainly is one of the most fascinating What If movies.


Sorry for the double post. I just got this review done.

First Blood
One of the central films in Sylvester Stallone's very rocky career. Forgive the bad pun.
Depressed drifter and Vietnam Vet John Rambo (Stallone) is travelling cross country when he arrives in the town of Hope Washington. After being arrested for vagrancy by Sherriff Teasle (Brian Dennehy) Rambo suffers a PTSD flashback, breaks out of the police station and runs off into the nearby mountains. What follows blurs the lines between a police manhunt and an actual war.
We must start with acting as usual. Suffice to say this is one of Stallone's best films. Despite what would be done to the character in the sequels, it is one of his best roles as well as far as this film goes. Here Stallone does a good job. At the start of the film Rambo is upbeat at the prospect of seeing an old friend. After that is shot down, his demeanor changes. He becomes depressed, short tempered, and in some places becomes a walking nightmare. He plays desperation, sadness, rage, all rolled into one ticking time bomb of a character. Brian Dennehy offers a loathsome but still sympathetic villain. One of the subtexts of the film is his Korean War experiences, which he feels were overshadowed by Vietnam. This explains his often unreasonable reactions to Rambo. As the film goes on, he becomes more sympathetic but also more obsessed with catching his white whale. During the final scenes, one finds themselves hoping for Teasle to survive this ordeal. Finally Richard Crenna as Colonel Trautman. His character goes through an interesting ark revealed only by his dialogue and mannerisms. At first he is cocky, almost bragging as to how good a solider he made Rambo. But as time wears on, he discovers at what cost his training came and slowly evolves into a father figure that Rambo desperately needs. The best acting in the film comes from Stallone and Crenna during the final showdown in the police station. So remember folks, Stallone does have talent, he just needs to know where to use it. Be sure to keep an eye out for Bill McKinney (the rapist mountain man) as Kern, a police officer who shows Rambo sympathy.
The action in this film is low key, taking a back seat to the character study of Rambo. There are impressive set pieces such as the motorcycle chase, the chopper chase, the high jacking of the truck, and the final destruction of the town. These thrilling and suspenseful scenes and done as realistically as they can be done, the motorcycle chase including an actual car crash. It is during these sequences where Rambo's dilemma becomes clear. Is this a war or isn't it? Each of these scenes is right out of a classic war film. But by far the best "action" scene in the film is when Rambo stalks and disables Teasle's deputies one by one Guerilla style, using camouflage, Punji Sticks, his knife, etc. A not so much thrilling scene but a nightmarish one. It is no wonder Stallone refers to Rambo as a modern Frankenstein monster in this film. It is a fair comparison.
The music is some of Jerry Goldsmith's finest work of his entire career.  The low six note motif repeated throughout the film really captures the suspense Rambo feels as he stalks the mountains avoiding cops. A highlight of the film is when Rambo high jacks a National Guard truck. The music played during this scene is astounding, containing a heroic but frightening sound that propels the scene into epic proportions. Many of us know Goldsmith from his work on Planet of the Apes, Alien, and the memorable music from Star Trek, The Next Generation as well as some of the Star Trek films. His music here is right up there with those masterpieces.
The setting is one of the film's best points. Rather than a war torn jungle or desert, this is a simple little town hidden away in a vast wilderness. The mountains have many a place that catches the eye. Cliff faces, thick trees, abandoned mine shafts, the perfect place for a Vietnam vet to go bonkers. By far one of the best chapters of the film is when Rambo explores an abandoned mine shaft, with only torchlight to guide him. The no doubt freezing water and the deep orange glow of the flame light creates a feeling of dread and claustrophobia. Good thing Henry Jones wasn't there. He would have never made it past the rats. Finally, there is the town itself. It looks not like a place that could possibly become a war zone, but in the film's final act, it does. Oh boy it does. Believe me, this town looks the part once Rambo gets started.
Ted Kotcheff directs this film well. His career has not exactly been lucrative with average films like Weekend at Bernie's and Uncommon Valor. He has however gone on to contribute to Law and Order SVU, so apparently his works involving police officers are winners. That aside, Kotcheff really does capture the story well. He beautifully showcases the setting and keeps a close eye on the characters as they play out their drama.  I find little flaws in the direction.
Camera work. Oh boy is it good. Always very tight, making the forest itself seem like it is closing in on our desperate protagonist. Some of the best work is in the above mentioned mine shaft sequence. The town is shown as innocent and vulnerable, the wilderness is photographed breathtakingly, the characters are shown intimately. There are a few quips with it. The scene where Rambo high jacks the truck contains a group of shots right out of Raiders of the Lost Ark. There is no denying it is a good angle to capture such a scene, but more creativity would have been nice.  Other than that, this camera work is something special.
First Blood launched a mediocre but much beloved franchise where Rambo became a symbol of masculinity. It is largely forgotten that Rambo's first and best outing was when he was a scared and vulnerable human being attempting to fit back into society amidst a slew of rejections. This may not be Rambo's best known adventure. It is without a doubt the one with the most depth, the most heart, and the most important thing to say. Forget the piles and piles of bodies that would come. They pale in comparison to this compelling odyssey.

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