Defending Prometheus sometimes is like bashing your head against the wall
So, guys, guys, big news ! Space Jockeys are albino people wearing bimech armour ? Isn't it a cool and unexpected twist ?
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But I wanted elephant man
Isn't it amazing that they're our creators, that they created us in their own image ?
But I wanted elephant man
Isn't it amazing that so many light years away from our planet we found alien creatures that resemble us so much yet look distinctly different ?
But I wanted elephant man
Just imagine how many questions this raises ! Why do we look like them ? Why do they look like that ? Who created them ? Why they created us ? Why they abandoned us ? Why they wanted to destroy us ?
But I wanted elephant man
If they're responsible for creation of Aliens, does that mean there's link between us and the most horrific killing machines in universe ? What does that tells about us ?
But I wanted elephant man
We did so much research, came up with so many designs, we based it on Michalengelo's David for God's sake, all to create an iconic and unique alien design !
But I wanted elephant man
We made them white skinned, super tall and muscular, completely without any body hair, we gave them creepy ass black void eyes !
But I wanted elephant man
We even gave them cool biomechanical look, it's alnost like they melted with their own technology!
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Say it, say it you f**ker ! I double f**king dare ya !
But I wanted elephant man