I just dreamt that I was a young newbie Predator who was hunting some strange alien creature and a ooman soldier on a rocky mountain in some sort of Earth like planet. I killed the soldier and skinned him leaving his equipment and skin there, I took the skull and spine as trophies and hung him somewhere, eventually the hunt is over and before I knew it I'm back in my Yautja living quarters "waking up" finding out it was only a bloody dream and I'm on my way to some kind of ceremony, a friend woke me up and told me to join him and the others in the hall we're gonna eat.
So I go and am introduced to the other clan members, the leader was a HUGE female and she didn't seem friendly, anyway I go to get a drink, everyone picks a nice brew but I pick some super fizzy drink, I didn't know it but when I picked it everyone gave me weird looks even the Yautja cook, then I went to the toilet (which was in the dinner hall, in the public yes I guess Predators have no shame
) there was a wall covering me but it was small, I open the drink and man when the foam shot out I was like
(Imagine P*ssyface's expression before Harrigan cut his hand off) the fizz shot out like mad, I quickly point it at the toilet to make it look like I'm taking a leak, boy did the area get messy, then I took a sip of the drink it tasted kind of like coke
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Later I join my pals for dinner they were having some nice spaghetti and pasta (lol I know) it looked delicious, and I go "which plate is mine?" and the guy points it out and I take a bite (it was great), then some Predator calls me out and everyone is silent, my friend tells me "good luck" and I go to the Predator who called me, he points me to the direction of the toilet (uh oh)
I go there, and there is the huge female clan leader looking really angry, she points to the huge mess I made earlier and says "did you do this?" I nod (crapping bricks at the same time) and I offer to clean it up and she tells me I will and to meet her at her quarters for "punishment" it sounded naughty I know but scary at the same time, then I wake up omg I wish I finished of that pasta it was delicious
Btw some detail of the interiour of the ship was a mixture of avp and p2 ships, I recognised them immediatly in the dream
thank God for this thread, I get to write it down now and no I didn't make anything up I swear I just woke up from it
