Last Movie You Watched Part 1

Started by Ratchetcomand, Dec 08, 2007, 05:28:17 AM

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Hubbs

Hubbs

#15135
Evil Bong (2006)

Charles Band continues with his Full Moon movies of which some are cult classics and quite good where as this is unfortunately not too good. I mean really....its about an evil haunted bong that kills people when they get high from puffing on it, but do they die? not overly sure if they do according to the end but does it really matter?

Unsure how Band got this made really haha nothing here to recommend unless you like a tiny show of soft porn in the form of boobies, not too much I might add. On another note its nice to see tiny cameos from other Full Moon movie characters such as 'Jack Deth' 'Gingerbread Man' 'Ooga Booga' 'Ivan Burroughs' and 'Jack Attack', totally pointless but I always liked how Band films are all linked together..sort of.



Doll Graveyard (2005)

This is probably one of Bands best films to date although not exactly an original concept but its pretty well made and directed coming across as a sensible thriller. Again we have killer dolls on the loose but much like 'Puppet Master' they do look really good and have been well designed and made, I especially liked the samurai and German dolls.

Its very very predictable with nothing new to bring to the forum but simply if you like these types of horrors then you will certainly enjoy, by now Band is pretty much an expert at shooting dolls so this is quite good and not just trashy cheap stuff, just don't expect top class acting or thrills. Nice film title :)



Bad Channels (1992)

Probably one of Bands cheapest looking and oddest flicks, if that's possible, and certainly in the B-movie realm. No real sense behind the plot other than aliens trying to capture human females for some reason, this all takes place in a radio station with allot of cheap looking effects and hammy alien suits. Its not too predictable as its pretty off the wall with at least two music/band sequences in the film which make the whole thing seem like something of MTV, its very dumb but it does have a certain charm to it plus its the prequel to 'Dollman Vs Demonic Toys' and has a very short sequence after the end credits with Tim Thomerson as 'Dollman' ;)



Zone Troopers (1986)

More B-movie fluff for Tim Thomerson to revel in haha this time hes behind enemy lines in WWII but his squad gets wiped out and on top of that he must content with an alien that has crashed its ship in the area.

Excellent film title which really gives you high hopes for a rockin flick and to a degree you do get a pretty decent action film with lots of gun action and Nazi blasting. The first half of the film isn't too bad and along the lines of the 'Dirty Dozen' minus the better acting skills and top cast of course, as the alien comes into the plot the film still manages to hold its own but towards the end of the story we meet more aliens which look suspiciously like humans with white hair in rather campy outfits.

This is where things start to get abit 'Flash Gordon' looking with crappy ray guns, bad outfits and a dodgy looking spacecraft, shame really as the first crashed spaceship looked quite good and the stranded alien actually had a decent mask and look not far from something you might see in the 'Mos Eisley space cantina' in Star Wars (the aliens we meet towards the end are male and different from the stranded alien which is female).

Very basic but fairly fun and amusing how no one ever seems to be that shocked to find visitors from outer space.

Nightmare Asylum

Nightmare Asylum

#15136
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 10, 2011, 04:21:04 PM
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

10/10

my favourite of the saga.


Yes, you definitely are me.

Purebreedalien

Purebreedalien

#15137
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 10, 2011, 07:49:47 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 10, 2011, 04:21:04 PM
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

10/10

my favourite of the saga.


Yes, you definitely are me.


"Join me and we can rule the AvPGalaxy together!"

Nightmare Asylum

Nightmare Asylum

#15138
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 10, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 10, 2011, 07:49:47 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 10, 2011, 04:21:04 PM
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

10/10

my favourite of the saga.


Yes, you definitely are me.


"Join me and we can rule the AvPGalaxy together!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D88HMQF8W_4#

Purebreedalien

Purebreedalien

#15139

"Rise, my young apprentice."

LadyZero

LadyZero

#15140
Prince of Persia.

8/10, what an absolute riot. Loved every second. Better on the second viewing, however, I wasn't that impressed when I saw it in the cinema but now I actually own it I can see how great it is. My only criticism is not enough shirt-off action for the men. And Princess Tamina isn't a complete blithering idiot of a woman, she's actually got some balls. Figurative balls, that is. I like strong women in films and Tamina definitely passes the test. Slightly flaky accent from Jake-Gyllen-thingy but otherwise, brilliant.

Lie

Lie

#15141
Sucker Punch 8/10

I won't lie, I was baffled through most of the film but I loved the ending.

Space Sweeper

Space Sweeper

#15142
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 10, 2011, 07:49:47 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 10, 2011, 04:21:04 PM
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

10/10

my favourite of the saga.


Yes, you definitely are me.
Empire Strikes Back the favorite of the saga?

OH GOD, EVERYBODY IS EVERYBODY!

OmegaZilla

OmegaZilla

#15143
Transformers: Dark of the Moon - 9/10

Nightmare Asylum

Nightmare Asylum

#15144
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 10, 2011, 11:07:46 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 10, 2011, 07:49:47 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 10, 2011, 04:21:04 PM
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

10/10

my favourite of the saga.


Yes, you definitely are me.
Empire Strikes Back the favorite of the saga?

OH GOD, EVERYBODY IS EVERYBODY!

TO me, it seems that it is split between ANH and ESB pretty evenly.

Lie

Lie

#15145
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 10, 2011, 11:31:54 PM
Quote from: Space Sweeper on Jul 10, 2011, 11:07:46 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Asylum on Jul 10, 2011, 07:49:47 PM
Quote from: Purebreedalien on Jul 10, 2011, 04:21:04 PM
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back

10/10

my favourite of the saga.


Yes, you definitely are me.
Empire Strikes Back the favorite of the saga?

OH GOD, EVERYBODY IS EVERYBODY!

TO me, it seems that it is split between ANH and ESB pretty evenly.

It introduced Yoda, the whole "I am your father" thing, the legendary "NOOOOOO!" plus epic cliff hanger.

How can that not be your favorite Star Wars film.

Sharp Sticks

Sharp Sticks

#15146
Everyone loves Empire. Irvin Kershner's contribution to the series is on par with what John Williams and Weirdy Beardy himself did. It's the emotional climax of the entire saga, and every other episode feeds into it.

Flippin' no-brainer.

Space Sweeper

Space Sweeper

#15147
Rescue Dawn

A recommendation made to me by Keg a long time ago that I never found the time to follow through with; oh god am I pleased that I eventually did. Absolutely draining film, and brilliantly done so. Christian Bale, Steve Zahn, and the rest of the cast really went through some shit to make the presentation as accurate and harsh as possible, and my god did it pay off. Amazing movie.


In Bruges

Hilarious, tragic, and relentless would be the three best words to describe it. Some sick, twisted, dark comedy that I love so very much, and with a truly amazing cast to back it up. Each of the characters were fantastically fleshed out personalities, and the movie never really did set into one particular genre. I loved it to bits and pieces.

Hubbs

Hubbs

#15148
Dollman vs. Demonic Toys (1993)

Suppose to have been the first 'vs.' film made so really this film is a groundbreaker if we are honest about it. Its a very silly premise of course and the back story behind it is muddled, basically this is the sequel to 'Bad Channels' 'Dollman' and 'Demonic Toys' all at once which in itself is pretty impressive and unique but alas they screwed up the continuity badly by making 'Nurse Ginger' as the sidekick from 'Bad Channels' when it should of been 'Bunny'.

That aside this is actually good fun and continues the cult craziness of the previous films with the added bonus of Thomerson back as Dollman. Most of the film is filled with flashbacks unfortunately which does take up time and seeing as the film is one hour!! you can tell they struggled to fill out the plot.

Effects wise its about on par with the other films accept this time we have lifesize Demonic Toys going up against 'Brick' which don't look too bad really, the fact they are real or stop motion makes all the difference which would be lost using cgi, almost modern day Harryhausen films...almost ;)



Blood Dolls (1999)

Yes I can't believe it either but Band still somehow manages to make yet more killer doll flicks without anyone saying...'hey, haven't we done this before?'. This doll flick is pretty much the same as 'Puppet Master' accept the dolls are much more detailed, extreme looking, twisted and bizarre but also really decent looking too.
The whole film is kinda off the wall or more like a twisted fairytale as the dolls are controlled by a villain with a normal human body but he has a shrunken head (think 'Beetlejuice') that actually looks good I must admit. His main henchman is a human version of 'Jack Attack' from 'Demonic Toys'...basically a big guy with clown face paint on which was alittle disturbing I guess, all this and a sexy girl rock band imprisoned in a large cage for his amusement haha sweet.

The plot is..again..a bad guy using the dolls to kill for his own evil plans, afew different plot twists here and there buts its the usual thing really, not much else that can be done I guess, to be frank its just a chance to do a puppet film with a new fun set of killer dolls really, much like 'Doll Graveyard'.

Its competent and solid as a doll horror, doesn't look cheap n nasty and the characters are good fun.



Dolls (1987)

Yep found another doll film but this time from Bands Empire film company and not directed by the man himself. Surprisingly this doll flick is different from all the rest with its plot, this time its very much like a fairytale or even a Stephen King story. An old couple that make dolls in a big mansion in the middle of nowhere take in lost or stranded folk and shrink them down turning them into dolls depending on the persons character, if they're good or bad.

So a slightly different spin with this film which is nice and gives it a fresher feel, the dolls are not weird looking killers either they are just normal looking old fashioned toy dolls from various times, almost 'Pinocchio' in design, style and feel.
Cast is good in this too with the old couple being especially well performed, no one really well known but they all play their parts well enough too make the film seem better than it maybe should be, infact the whole film looks good with decent well lit sets, dark hallways, plenty of shadows and the classic thunder and lightning all giving the right atmospheric glow.
Not scary but more of a 'Scooby Doo' creepy feel to it which is just right as its obviously hard to make killer dolls come across as genuinely scary.

Hubbs

Hubbs

#15149
Freejack (1992)

Loosely adapted from the sci-fi novel 'Immortality, Inc.' back in 1959 but failing to match the original source and instead opting for a more cyber punk/neo distopian future mix which almost always tends to fail in films for some reason, accept for 'Blade Runner'.

Afew films spring to mind like 'Johnny Mnemonic' and 'Lawnmower Man' when watching this as all are the same kind of future based flop, over the top with terrible effects, sets, costume and acting, all as if no one actually attempted to make the films appear realistic or coherent. Freejack is slightly better than the others with a more stable plot and a half decent style and look but the casting was horrendously bad and ruined any chance of even the smallest kudos.

Estevez simply isn't a good actor and that's it, he can't play the action man and proves it here, Russo in my opinion is like a piece of wood and not much better looking whilst Jagger is in there as a gimmick to try and gain more interest simply because its Mick Jagger playing a villain, plus he looked ridiculous wearing that fighter pilot helmet thing. Hopkins is obviously there to try and gain some respect for the film and add a touch of sci-fi class but he can't save it and comes across rather flat.

Uninspiring.

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