Jurassic Park Series

[TJ Doc]

Thank you, Skinner. 

It was still cheesy.

Oh, sure, but at least it didn't take place in (film) reality. And the brutal and clever nature of the actual raptors more than made up for it (I love how they snap Udesky's neck).

In fact, it was almost as though they were trying to make up for getting completely creamed by a ten year old girl.

Oh wait...

[Lt. Mike Harrigan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jMMrRmCLXo

*wipes tear from eye*

Dude, I swear, I almost wet myself!

[SpaceMarines]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jMMrRmCLXo

I thank you sincerely.

[First Blood]

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg2rgTA7s3U

[SpaceMarines]

What the...

[First Blood]

What the...

I don't know. 

I just came across it.

[TJ Doc]

That was just wrong. 

[First Blood]

That was just wrong. 

On a side note...when the Rex attacks the Camper, I love how the door *suddenly* becomes jammed.

[TJ Doc]

How (in)convenient, eh?

[First Blood]

How (in)convenient, eh?

And who's idea was it to set up base camp at the *edge* of a 100 ft cliff 

Ahhh! I am ruining this movie that I love so much by pointing out its flaws...

[Skinner]

Can't set up camp on a game trail, but can set it up right next to a water hole. 

[First Blood]

Can't set up camp on a game trail, but can set it up right next to a water hole. 

Shame....Ludlow should have listened to Burke (guy with the beard and cowboy hat). He was the Dino expert. 

[Skinner]

Would you trust a guy that would run right into the jaws of a t-rex, because there is a small snake on him?

[First Blood]

Would you trust a guy that would run right into the jaws of a t-rex, because there is a small snake on him?

Good point.

[Hive Tyrant]

You're right, but I guess the reason I'm not making too big a scene over it is because the T.Rex being weakened like that completely overshadows it. They way I see it, I'm watching Deinonychus in all three movies. They just happened to be called Velociraptor since the name is more exotic.

At the time JP was written, Deinonychus was still called Velociraptor. Not necessarily a scientific inaccuracy -- merely outdated information that was not updated in order to stick true to the names of the novel.