Jurassic Park Series

[Naginata]

^ At first I was like: 

Then I was like: 

[whiterabbit]

Now hold on for just one second and think about it... if you believe dinos didn't have feathers, wouldn't that put you into the creationist camp?

[Naginata]

... what?

[Highland]

What if instead of frog DNA then, they mixed the Dino's with a seagull. There's definite script possibilities with Dino's shitting all over your car and stealing your chips. Right out your hand.

[Huggs]

What if instead of frog DNA then, they mixed the Dino's with a seagull. There's definite script possibilities with Dino's shitting all over your car and stealing your chips. Right out your hand.

It's those damn tostitodons they were talking about in JW.

[whiterabbit]

What if instead of frog DNA then, they mixed the Dino's with a seagull. There's definite script possibilities with Dino's shitting all over your car and stealing your chips. Right out your hand.

Seagulls are dinosaurs!

Wait, why didn't they use bird dna to fill in the holes anyways? Something isn't adding up here.

[Huggs]

What if instead of frog DNA then, they mixed the Dino's with a seagull. There's definite script possibilities with Dino's shitting all over your car and stealing your chips. Right out your hand.

Seagulls are dinosaurs!

Wait, why didn't they use bird dna to fill in the holes anyways? Something isn't adding up here.

I thought Hammond spared no expense?

[whiterabbit]

What if instead of frog DNA then, they mixed the Dino's with a seagull. There's definite script possibilities with Dino's shitting all over your car and stealing your chips. Right out your hand.

Seagulls are dinosaurs!

Wait, why didn't they use bird dna to fill in the holes anyways? Something isn't adding up here.

I thought Hammond spared no expense?

He was too cheap to put locks on the cars so the tourists wouldn't open the vehicle doors and run in the dinosaur pens.

[KiramidHead]

And he got cheap on Newman.

[Huggs]

And he got cheap on Newman.

Never go cheap on Newman.

[KiramidHead]

And he got cheap on Newman.

Never go cheap on Newman.

[Immortan Jonesy]

[Immortan Jonesy]

The world I get excited about is the one where it's possible that a dinosaur might run out in front of your car on a foggy backroad, or invade your campground looking for food.

https://twitter.com/BDisgusting/status/1073317940387303424

[irn]

I'm really interested to see where they are going to go with the sixth installment. Nothing obvious seems to jump out.

[whiterabbit]

Dino-Human hybrids when peed on turn into gigantic gremlins.