Jurassic Park Series

[BANE]

Doomrulz don't make me youtube link you to a certain scene in TLW 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JFfN5pKzFU#

Are you

dumb?

[KiramidHead]

You might have to because I honestly don't know what you're referring to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JFfN5pKzFU#

And that poop joke doesn't bother you?

[Aspie]

wait did i mix up movies

[BANE]

wait did i mix up movies

Are you

dumb?

[Aspie]

I could've sworn that scene was from TLW.

[DoomRulz]

You might have to because I honestly don't know what you're referring to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JFfN5pKzFU#

That's harmless. It's just Ian Malcolm being Ian Malcolm.

[BANE]

I could've sworn that scene was from TLW.

You are

dumb.

[Aspie]

It is from a Jurassic Park movie doe, right?

[BANE]

Nope.

Independence Day prologue.

[Aspie]

fuarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk both have Ion Malcom close enuf

[Rong]

Ian Malcom

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oocnZ8lR_jE

[DoomRulz]

Good God. Is it my imagination or has he seriously lost a lot of weight? He doesn't look all that good.

[BANE]

He's married to a contortionist gymnast half his age.

He's lost 15 kilos in ejaculate alone.

[Vertigo]

JW visitors map leaked:

Spoiler

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Looks like they've done a lot of landscaping to Nublar since the first film:

JP movie map

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Looks a bit more like the novel's, with the cleaner teardrop shape, the lagoon in the middle and the long river snaking through the east.

Spoiler

Also, Tyrannosaurus enclosure next to the visitors' centre? *claps*

Animals that look to be in the film, based on the icons:
-Rexy
-Triceratops
-Baby Triceratops (petting zoo)
-Gallimimus
-Pachycephalosaurus
-Mosasaurus
-Large pterosaur (probably Pteranodon)

So, no new dinosaurs at all so far (unless you count the baby Triceratops, for which a model was completed as far back as the first film). You can understand the need to keep Tyrannosaurus in the game, but you'd think such a major departure from the previous films could have a new selection of species. They have around a thousand of them to choose from now...

I expect there will be a few others though. There are large expanses of monorail tour with nothing particular next to them, and the cruise only seems to pass near the aviary. There must be more there that hasn't been labelled.
Wouldn't surprise me if they have some less giant reptiles in the lagoon, too. Being separated from the water park suggests it's an exhibit.

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[DoomRulz]

He's married to a contortionist gymnast half his age.

He's lost 15 kilos in ejaculate alone.