Jurassic Park Series

[KiramidHead]

I'm curious what fiendish antics Dr. Wu will get up to in this.

[Blacklabel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuFL8Le1Pqk#

Your knowledge of scientific biologic transmografications... is only outmached by your zest for KUNG FU TREACHERY.

[War Wager]

JW visitors map leaked:

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[KiramidHead]

JW visitors map leaked:

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Hell yeah, they included the river ride/aviary from the original book.

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[Blacklabel]

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GYROSPHERE. That was referenced in the leaked plot outline. I guess it was real, then. Guess we are gonna get the "Diabolus Rex" engineered dino. And i dont see any Velociraptor pen this time... guess the management of this new park is smarter.

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[BANE]

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GYROSPHERE. That was referenced in the leaked plot outline. I guess it was real, then. Guess we are gonna get the "Diabolus Rex" engineered dino. And i dont see any Velociraptor pen this time... guess the management of this new park is smarter.

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I'm starting to think this is going to suck...

[Blacklabel]

I was gonna say that this time there's a good director in charge and a good cast...

but we also had those the last two times.

[BANE]

I really wanted to see raptors in an open field running really fast. 

[Cvalda]

I was gonna say that this time there's a good director in charge

Nope. I watched his debut and it was terrible indie-romcom shit.

[Blacklabel]

Lolz. He's so shit that he made a critically aclaimed terrible indie-romcom. 91%. I guess he failed upwards then. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/safety_not_guaranteed/

[Aspie]

I was gonna say that this time there's a good director in charge

Nope. I watched his debut and it was terrible indie-romcom shit.
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Safety Not Guaranteed was marvelous you heathen.

[Cvalda]

Lolz. He's so shit that he made a film a critically aclaimed terrible indie-romcom. 91%. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/safety_not_guaranteed/

They're wrong. It's shit Tired, energy-free twee indie junk about a hip alternachick falling for a manchild with lots of lame jokes and a stupid genre twist ending for nerds to fawn over.

[Blacklabel]

"this movie didnt appeal to my specific tastes therefore it's shite."

[Cvalda]

"this movie didnt appeal to my specific tastes therefore it's shite."

More like, "this movie is a baggy, draggy mess of indie quirk cliches with no real wit"

Have you seen it?

[Blacklabel]

Nope. I got a ton of other films to catch up on.

Dracula's Daughter is about to finish d'loading. O.o That one's next.