Jurassic Park Series

[DoomRulz]

I suppose. Then again, who wouldn't flip if a snake was crawling down their shirt, especially a venomous one?

Would you run straight into the jaws of a T-Rex?

Blame it on tunnel vision, but yes. Good point.

Someone remind me. How many deaths in these films have their been due to someone being completely, utterly stupid? Off-hand, I can think of (maybe) one: long grass scene in TLW.

Well, Nedry could have saved his own life had he been a little smarter.

Yes, another good one. I'm amazed he was so easy around the Dilo.

[Shasvre]

Also, while not exactly stupid, Muldoon got lured pretty easily by the raptors, I think. If only Grant and him would have had time for a chat.

[DoomRulz]

I'm referring to moments where you look at a character and say, "No! Don't go in there!". That type of thing. Does JP really have moments like that?

[First Blood]

I guess Mr. Arnold's death could count. Even if it is off screen.

[Shasvre]

I'm referring to moments where you look at a character and say, "No! Don't go in there!". That type of thing. Does JP really have moments like that?

Gennaro making a run for it when the T-Rex showed up?

[KiramidHead]

I guess Mr. Arnold's death could count. Even if it is off screen.

I maintain that Arnold survived and beat the raptor to death with his severed arm... motherf**ker.

[First Blood]

I'm referring to moments where you look at a character and say, "No! Don't go in there!". That type of thing. Does JP really have moments like that?

Gennaro making a run for it when the T-Rex showed up?

I don't know. At that moment he was actually safer in the bathroom, than he was at the cars.

[KiramidHead]

I'm referring to moments where you look at a character and say, "No! Don't go in there!". That type of thing. Does JP really have moments like that?

Gennaro making a run for it when the T-Rex showed up?

I don't know. At that moment he was actually safer in the bathroom, than he was at the cars.

Yeah, he would have been fine if Malcolm hadn't led the rex right to him.

[Requiem28]

MY FREAKIN NUTS!!!!!!!!!!

[Alien³]

What about Milburn?

What an idiot!

[Shasvre]

I'm referring to moments where you look at a character and say, "No! Don't go in there!". That type of thing. Does JP really have moments like that?

Gennaro making a run for it when the T-Rex showed up?

I don't know. At that moment he was actually safer in the bathroom, than he was at the cars.

I bet he would have stopped the kids from waving that flashlight around though, and they would all have been fine. Thing is, the moment you saw him run for the shitter, you know he was done for.

[DoomRulz]

What about Milburn?

What an idiot!

What does he have to do with anything?

I'm referring to moments where you look at a character and say, "No! Don't go in there!". That type of thing. Does JP really have moments like that?

Gennaro making a run for it when the T-Rex showed up?

I don't know. At that moment he was actually safer in the bathroom, than he was at the cars.

I bet he would have stopped the kids from waving that flashlight around though, and they would all have been fine. Thing is, the moment you saw him run for the shitter, you know he was done for.

Yeah, his whole purpose in the film was to die. That's the closest example we have I think.

[Vertigo]

I'm referring to moments where you look at a character and say, "No! Don't go in there!". That type of thing. Does JP really have moments like that?

Definitely Dieter. He'd have been safer peeing on his teammates...

I guess you could bring up the maintenance shed in JP1, both in the film and book, but they actually needed to go in there. I suppose it might have helped if they'd gone in together rather than one at a time...

[KiramidHead]

I'm referring to moments where you look at a character and say, "No! Don't go in there!". That type of thing. Does JP really have moments like that?

Definitely Dieter. He'd have been safer peeing on his teammates...

And he couldn't just step behind a tree and piss, he had to wander off. 

[DoomRulz]

Good one. Who goes that far out to urinate?