Jurassic Park Series

Started by War Wager, Mar 25, 2007, 10:10:16 PM

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Jurassic Park Series (Read 1,366,925 times)

KNIGHT

KNIGHT

#6930
Quote from: FiorinaFury161 on Jul 30, 2013, 08:51:43 PM
Quote from: Vertigo on Jul 30, 2013, 08:49:37 PM
Quote from: FiorinaFury161 on Jul 30, 2013, 06:15:19 PM
88. The kid in  JP3 can elude velcioraptors, T-rex, Spinosaurous and many other dinosaurs, but he can not tell if there is his mom or a dino in front of him on a bridge.

I guess it was his mum then, because it certainly wasn't a dinosaur.

This thread brings out the worst in me. :P
That was refering to when they were in the birdcage ;)

Yes and that still wasn't a Dinosaur.

SIMULANT

SIMULANT

#6931
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jul 31, 2013, 01:34:03 AM
Quote from: SIMULANT on Jul 31, 2013, 01:32:00 AM
97. Robotic arms don't like you touching the egg shell of a T-rex

Actually its a Raptor egg.

oops my bad :)

And that's why i'm not allowed in Jurassic Park

Ghost Rider

Ghost Rider

#6932
Quote from: SIMULANT on Jul 31, 2013, 01:39:54 AM
Quote from: Ghost Rider on Jul 31, 2013, 01:34:03 AM
Quote from: SIMULANT on Jul 31, 2013, 01:32:00 AM
97. Robotic arms don't like you touching the egg shell of a T-rex

Actually its a Raptor egg.

oops my bad :)

And that's why i'm not allowed in Jurassic Park

Was that before or after the "Dino Skirt" incident?

SIMULANT

SIMULANT

#6933
I thinks its after I was hired to put the locks in the car doors...oh dear i knew I forgot to do something...

Ghost Rider

Ghost Rider

#6934
Quote from: SIMULANT on Jul 31, 2013, 01:43:37 AM
I thinks its after I was hired to put the locks in the car doors...oh dear i knew I forgot to do something...

Oh dear.

FiorinaFury161

FiorinaFury161

#6935
Quote from: KNIGHT on Jul 31, 2013, 01:34:58 AM
Quote from: FiorinaFury161 on Jul 30, 2013, 08:51:43 PM
Quote from: Vertigo on Jul 30, 2013, 08:49:37 PM
Quote from: FiorinaFury161 on Jul 30, 2013, 06:15:19 PM
88. The kid in  JP3 can elude velcioraptors, T-rex, Spinosaurous and many other dinosaurs, but he can not tell if there is his mom or a dino in front of him on a bridge.

I guess it was his mum then, because it certainly wasn't a dinosaur.

This thread brings out the worst in me. :P
That was refering to when they were in the birdcage ;)

Yes and that still wasn't a Dinosaur.
Ok, I see where you are going with this, DR GRANT.

98. 100 million years ago there were mosquitoes, just like today.

KiramidHead

KiramidHead

#6936
99. At first it's all "oohing" and "ahing," then it turns to "running" and "screaming."

Alien³

Alien³

#6937
100. Life finds a way.

KiramidHead

KiramidHead

#6938
101. Either something happened to his other kids between movies, or Malcolm can't count for shit.

BR1XER

BR1XER

#6939
102. A Spinosaurus has trouble snatching a guy hanging from a relatively short crane.

103. Don't hide in the bathroom during a T-Rex rampage.

King Rathalos

King Rathalos

#6940
104. Alan Grant has nightmares about talking raptors.

105. Spinosaurus can break through a heavy, spiked, and barb wired fence that's meant to keep dinosaurs in; but it can't break through a steel door.

KiramidHead

KiramidHead

#6941
106. Kill a few Velociraptors, nobody panics. Kill a T. rex, and everyone loses their minds!

RoaryUK

RoaryUK

#6942
107.  Do you think they'll have that on the tour!

DoomRulz

DoomRulz

#6943
I'm surprised no one mentioned the most important one of all yet.

108. Welcome to Jurassic Park.

Alien³

Alien³

#6944
109. Rough...smooth. ;)

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