I thought this would be a fun topic since many of us (if not all) are Jurassic Park fans! I will start us off...
1. Never apply for the gatekeeper position at Jurassic Park. (JP)
2. John Hammond doesn't care for lawyers. (JP)
3. In 48 hours Hammond will be accepting your apology. (JP)
4. There aren't any snakes on the beach. (TLW)
5. Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas and Malcolm will be there when you learn it.(TLW)
6. Carnivores hunt on game trails. (TLW)
7. Roland has the highest and rarest fee in the history of hunting. (TLW)
8. Isla Sorna is a RESTRICTED area. (JP3)
9. Dr. Grant was not in San Diego to witness the events that happened there. (JP3)
10. Billy cares more about an old hat than the fact he nearly died. (JP3)
Let the list continue!