Jurassic Park Series

[DoomRulz]

I think the answer is obvious: Spinosaurus. It becomes obvious once we see it swimming at the end before it attacks the boat.

[Requiem28]

I think the answer is obvious: Spinosaurus. It becomes obvious once we see it swimming at the end before it attacks the boat.

If so, then he was one really annoying horny-for-human-flesh motherf**king dino.

[DoomRulz]

What?

[Xenomrph]

I think the answer is obvious: Spinosaurus. It becomes obvious once we see it swimming at the end before it attacks the boat.

That makes enough sense, but the first time I saw the movie and didn't know the Spinosaurus would be swimming around, seeing that boat all torn up was a pretty big "WTF?" moment.

[Sso02V]

If so, then he was one really annoying horny-for-human-flesh motherf**king dino.

What?

Probably talking about just how doggedly the thing was chasing everyone. In the other movies, when they came across a predatory dino, it was usually because they wandered into its territory. Spino was stalking them like a jealous boyfriend. Expending way too much energy for what amounted to a couple of light snacks.

[Bat Chain Puller]

If so, then he was one really annoying horny-for-human-flesh motherf**king dino.

What?

Probably talking about just how doggedly the thing was chasing everyone. In the other movies, when they came across a predatory dino, it was usually because they wandered into its territory. Spino was stalking them like a jealous boyfriend. Expending way too much energy for what amounted to a couple of light snacks.

That's how I read it. Only a sick mind would imagine a big ass dinosaur wanting to f**k little bits of human flesh.

A sick mind, I tell you! 

I mean, as if humans didn't have enough to worry about on an island full of dinosaurs.

[Requiem28]

If so, then he was one really annoying horny-for-human-flesh motherf**king dino.

What?

Probably talking about just how doggedly the thing was chasing everyone. In the other movies, when they came across a predatory dino, it was usually because they wandered into its territory. Spino was stalking them like a jealous boyfriend. Expending way too much energy for what amounted to a couple of light snacks.

Yeah, that's how I meant it.  He was like an annoying nosey prick.  I really wish the Rex just showed up in the end and kicked its f**king ass.

[Kol]

If so, then he was one really annoying horny-for-human-flesh motherf**king dino.

What?

Probably talking about just how doggedly the thing was chasing everyone. In the other movies, when they came across a predatory dino, it was usually because they wandered into its territory. Spino was stalking them like a jealous boyfriend. Expending way too much energy for what amounted to a couple of light snacks.

Yeah, that's how I meant it.  He was like an annoying nosey prick.  I really wish the Rex just showed up in the end and kicked its f**king ass.

imagine if that would be in the fourth movie, a rex killing the spinosaurus. the crowd would be cheer up and whooooo! like it did when jacob took his shirt in twilight. 

[The Runner]

That Spinosaurus in JP3 had a serious obsession. 

[DoomRulz]

If so, then he was one really annoying horny-for-human-flesh motherf**king dino.

What?

Probably talking about just how doggedly the thing was chasing everyone. In the other movies, when they came across a predatory dino, it was usually because they wandered into its territory. Spino was stalking them like a jealous boyfriend. Expending way too much energy for what amounted to a couple of light snacks.

Yeah, that's how I meant it.  He was like an annoying nosey prick.  I really wish the Rex just showed up in the end and kicked its f**king ass.

imagine if that would be in the fourth movie, a rex killing the spinosaurus. the crowd would be cheer up and whooooo! like it did when jacob took his shirt in twilight. 

You watched Twilight?

[Kol]

If so, then he was one really annoying horny-for-human-flesh motherf**king dino.

What?

Probably talking about just how doggedly the thing was chasing everyone. In the other movies, when they came across a predatory dino, it was usually because they wandered into its territory. Spino was stalking them like a jealous boyfriend. Expending way too much energy for what amounted to a couple of light snacks.

Yeah, that's how I meant it.  He was like an annoying nosey prick.  I really wish the Rex just showed up in the end and kicked its f**king ass.

imagine if that would be in the fourth movie, a rex killing the spinosaurus. the crowd would be cheer up and whooooo! like it did when jacob took his shirt in twilight. 

You watched Twilight?

nope, but i have female friends who delivered this message to me. and at least i would react like this.

[coolbreeze]

If so, then he was one really annoying horny-for-human-flesh motherf**king dino.

What?

Probably talking about just how doggedly the thing was chasing everyone. In the other movies, when they came across a predatory dino, it was usually because they wandered into its territory. Spino was stalking them like a jealous boyfriend. Expending way too much energy for what amounted to a couple of light snacks.

Yeah, that's how I meant it.  He was like an annoying nosey prick.  I really wish the Rex just showed up in the end and kicked its f**king ass.

imagine if that would be in the fourth movie, a rex killing the spinosaurus. the crowd would be cheer up and whooooo! like it did when jacob took his shirt in twilight. 

You watched Twilight?

nope, but i have female friends who delivered this message to me. and at least i would react like this.

You would cheer when Jacob takes his shirt off?

[Sso02V]

I've always wanted one dorky-ass scene where a predatory dino passes by a human without eating them because their bright Hawaiian shirt makes them look poisonous.

[DoomRulz]

If so, then he was one really annoying horny-for-human-flesh motherf**king dino.

What?

Probably talking about just how doggedly the thing was chasing everyone. In the other movies, when they came across a predatory dino, it was usually because they wandered into its territory. Spino was stalking them like a jealous boyfriend. Expending way too much energy for what amounted to a couple of light snacks.

Yeah, that's how I meant it.  He was like an annoying nosey prick.  I really wish the Rex just showed up in the end and kicked its f**king ass.

You could argue that the whole island was practically Spino's hunting territory. Big carnivores need big hunting ranges and Spino was friggin' enormous.

[Kol]

If so, then he was one really annoying horny-for-human-flesh motherf**king dino.

What?

Probably talking about just how doggedly the thing was chasing everyone. In the other movies, when they came across a predatory dino, it was usually because they wandered into its territory. Spino was stalking them like a jealous boyfriend. Expending way too much energy for what amounted to a couple of light snacks.

Yeah, that's how I meant it.  He was like an annoying nosey prick.  I really wish the Rex just showed up in the end and kicked its f**king ass.

imagine if that would be in the fourth movie, a rex killing the spinosaurus. the crowd would be cheer up and whooooo! like it did when jacob took his shirt in twilight. 

You watched Twilight?

nope, but i have female friends who delivered this message to me. and at least i would react like this.

You would cheer when Jacob takes his shirt off?

when the rex kill the spino off, yu retard.