I'll quote some of it:
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When you bump twice, there is a nice little sign that nobody gives a shit.
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Topic: The most retarded ways to die in Firefight
Getting filled with Spikes by a series of Brutes, and then recieving a Cincinati Bowtie as you lie motionless. Helpless.
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Topic: GF or Reach?
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I am in a deep position.
Try doing that with your girlfriend, and your dillema will be gone.
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Topic: Share your secrets with us
I once jacked off to Yvonne Strahovski 60 times.
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She isn't that great.
Your mom left me unsatisfied, so I had to perform a fatality on my weiner.
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Topic: What happens if you have a zit on a tattoo?
Angle an incediary round just right...
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Topic: [Lock thread]
Is this where we discuss locks and locker combinations? I drew a vag over where I put the key. Then I drew another vag on my key and I f**ked the whole thing up.
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Topic: Share your secrets with us
I once jacked off to Tricia Helfer 60 times.
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Topic: Jailbreak help
Tie an elastic band to Big Bob's lubricated wang, and snap it- he'll bumrape ya so bad you'll fly over that wall in the same trajectory as your band. Really it's a matter of endurace, patience, and timing. Also, it may depend on Big Bob's mood. Try using red for the elastic band BTW- if the guards pick you up outside the walls and bring you back inside, you'll want to be able to find it. I recommend keeping track of that thing too, that shit ain't easy to find in the yard.
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I don't even...
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Topic: Share your secrets with us
QuotePosted by: OfTheBloodguard
Mostly, yeah. Plus I guess it was because I was starting to get to know her a bit more, and liked what I was finding. But still, it's kinda sad, huh?
Slip her the weiner. The chicks love that romantic shit.
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Get out of this thread also. And no, they do not.
Oh, so you like the Catholic girls..
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Topic: When you imagine a wall, what does it look like?
As hard as I try, it still looks like boobs, I'm sorry.
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Topic: The biggest gimmick there is?
Really weak elastic bands. One guy told me it was an "EverLast", but it was really just a used condom! 
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I thought you couldnt get eleastic bands in prison ;-)
This is a re-telling of how I became aware to this fact.
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Topic: Help? (I created this one)
What are the system requirements for BattleToads? I mean, StarCraft II runs fine, but I think BattleToads was too much for my processor or something? Help? I know it's an outdated meme adventure title, but it seems to have more technical bulk than Tychus Findlay.
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Nothing has more bulk than Tychus Findlay.
Rosie O'Donnell disagrees with you.
I then went on to create the cult of elastic bands known as
THE ELASTICITY OF LIFE under the mission statement:
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"Because you can make the extra stretch. Yvonne Strahovski gives you the power of the elastic band."
Elastic bands and Yvonne Strahovski. What more is there to life, stanger? Join and you will forever be united under the sign of the great- yourself. Because we stretch the boundaries of your mind, making worlds shift, and Big Bob lube up before bumraping you over the prison walls into a better life- a free life.
There was quite a bit more, but I'm not posting it all at the moment!
