Halo

[Yautja117]

This is a good fansite:
http://forum.halofigures.net/index.php

[Nightmare Asylum]

Seems fairly active, but it looks like they are mostly about the figures and don't even have a section for the games.

[Space Sweeper]

Also, anyone know any good Halo fansites? The AvPGalaxy equivilent.

From what I've gathered, all the fans hang out at bungie.net - both the idiots and the kool kids.

I used to, and as one of them, I can say that they are one in the same. Leaning more toward idiots though. I recently went on a trolling spree hoping to get banned, but I was too stealthy for their mods. Damn.

[Nightmare Asylum]

Also, anyone know any good Halo fansites? The AvPGalaxy equivilent.

From what I've gathered, all the fans hang out at bungie.net - both the idiots and the kool kids.

I used to, and as one of them, I can say that they are one in the same. Leaning more toward idiots though. I recently went on a trolling spree hoping to get banned, but I was too stealthy for their mods. Damn.

What did you do?

I have a pretty funny list, but I forget some of it.
I remember I spent a whole day claiming that I was in a zombie filled mall with a laptop, and other members were helping me survive. That was fun.

The thing that eventually got me permabanned was complaining that Halo 's shotgun needed a scope so that I could pwn the noobs!

Another time I "hijacked" a bunch of topics, and made people talk about pie instead of what the topic was originally about.

[Yautja117]

Seems fairly active, but it looks like they are mostly about the figures and don't even have a section for the games.

The Xbox games section. I don't think you can see it unless you're a member.

[Space Sweeper]

I'll quote some of it:

When you bump twice, there is a nice little sign that nobody gives a shit.

Topic: The most retarded ways to die in Firefight
Getting filled with Spikes by a series of Brutes, and then recieving a Cincinati Bowtie as you lie motionless. Helpless.

Topic: GF or Reach?

Posted by: EliteFoxK145
I am in a deep position.

Try doing that with your girlfriend, and your dillema will be gone.

Topic: Share your secrets with us
I once jacked off to Yvonne Strahovski 60 times.

Posted by: Mashy73
She isn't that great.

Your mom left me unsatisfied, so I had to perform a fatality on my weiner.

Topic: What happens if you have a zit on a tattoo?
Angle an incediary round just right...

Topic: [Lock thread]
Is this where we discuss locks and locker combinations? I drew a vag over where I put the key. Then I drew another vag on my key and I f**ked the whole thing up.

Topic: Share your secrets with us
I once jacked off to Tricia Helfer 60 times.

Topic: Jailbreak help
Tie an elastic band to Big Bob's lubricated wang, and snap it- he'll bumrape ya so bad you'll fly over that wall in the same trajectory as your band. Really it's a matter of endurace, patience, and timing. Also, it may depend on Big Bob's mood. Try using red for the elastic band BTW- if the guards pick you up outside the walls and bring you back inside, you'll want to be able to find it. I recommend keeping track of that thing too, that shit ain't easy to find in the yard.

Posted by: OliG
I don't even...

Topic: Share your secrets with us

Posted by: OfTheBloodguard
Mostly, yeah. Plus I guess it was because I was starting to get to know her a bit more, and liked what I was finding. But still, it's kinda sad, huh?

Slip her the weiner. The chicks love that romantic shit.

Posted by: WinterContingeny
Get out of this thread also. And no, they do not.

Oh, so you like the Catholic girls..

Topic: When you imagine a wall, what does it look like?
As hard as I try, it still looks like boobs, I'm sorry.

Topic: The biggest gimmick there is?
Really weak elastic bands. One guy told me it was an "EverLast", but it was really just a used condom!

Posted by: OliG
I thought you couldnt get eleastic bands in prison ;-)

This is a re-telling of how I became aware to this fact.

Topic: Help? (I created this one)
What are the system requirements for BattleToads? I mean, StarCraft II runs fine, but I think BattleToads was too much for my processor or something? Help? I know it's an outdated meme adventure title, but it seems to have more technical bulk than Tychus Findlay.

Posted by: generalshame948
Nothing has more bulk than Tychus Findlay.

Rosie O'Donnell disagrees with you.

I then went on to create the cult of elastic bands known as THE ELASTICITY OF LIFE under the mission statement:

"Because you can make the extra stretch. Yvonne Strahovski gives you the power of the elastic band."

Elastic bands and Yvonne Strahovski. What more is there to life, stanger? Join and you will forever be united under the sign of the great- yourself. Because we stretch the boundaries of your mind, making worlds shift, and Big Bob lube up before bumraping you over the prison walls into a better life- a free life.

There was quite a bit more, but I'm not posting it all at the moment!

[Nightmare Asylum]

haha, as much as I love Bungie, that is just too fun.

[Space Sweeper]

I love Bungie, but I hate it's users and it's tight-ass moderators.

[Nightmare Asylum]

http://xboxfreedom.com/halo-3-master-chief-soap/

[Corporal Hicks]

I had a browse but Bungie.net just doesn't seem like a place I'd like. lol

[Nightmare Asylum]

So did anyone get Cryptum? How is it?

[Corporal Hicks]

I'm waiting for my copy to come to my local comic shop..

[Nightmare Asylum]

I may get it today. I have decided to not bother on Evolutions 1 and 2 as of now, since I already have Evolutions. If anyone has Evolutions 1 and 2, can you give me a short summary of the new stories? (In spoiler tags, of course).

I also want to try to get Halsey's journal.

EDIT: Just ordered Halsey's journal! For anyone else interested, you can get it with free shipping from this guy:
http://cgi.ebay.com/XBOX-360-HALO-REACH-DR-HALSEYS-PERSONAL-JOURNAL-/390277840554?pt=Video_Games_Accessories&hash=item5ade5f3eaa

EDIT 2: I was in the bookstore, but the only Cryptum that they had was hardcover, and it cost $25! No way am I paying that much for a Halo book.

[Corporal Hicks]

It's only out in hardcover.

[MrBrokenTusks.]

Spoiler

I'll quote some of it:

When you bump twice, there is a nice little sign that nobody gives a shit.

Topic: The most retarded ways to die in Firefight
Getting filled with Spikes by a series of Brutes, and then recieving a Cincinati Bowtie as you lie motionless. Helpless.

Topic: GF or Reach?

Posted by: EliteFoxK145
I am in a deep position.

Try doing that with your girlfriend, and your dillema will be gone.

Topic: Share your secrets with us
I once jacked off to Yvonne Strahovski 60 times.

Posted by: Mashy73
She isn't that great.

Your mom left me unsatisfied, so I had to perform a fatality on my weiner.

Topic: What happens if you have a zit on a tattoo?
Angle an incediary round just right...

Topic: [Lock thread]
Is this where we discuss locks and locker combinations? I drew a vag over where I put the key. Then I drew another vag on my key and I f**ked the whole thing up.

Topic: Share your secrets with us
I once jacked off to Tricia Helfer 60 times.

Topic: Jailbreak help
Tie an elastic band to Big Bob's lubricated wang, and snap it- he'll bumrape ya so bad you'll fly over that wall in the same trajectory as your band. Really it's a matter of endurace, patience, and timing. Also, it may depend on Big Bob's mood. Try using red for the elastic band BTW- if the guards pick you up outside the walls and bring you back inside, you'll want to be able to find it. I recommend keeping track of that thing too, that shit ain't easy to find in the yard.

Posted by: OliG
I don't even...

Topic: Share your secrets with us

Posted by: OfTheBloodguard
Mostly, yeah. Plus I guess it was because I was starting to get to know her a bit more, and liked what I was finding. But still, it's kinda sad, huh?

Slip her the weiner. The chicks love that romantic shit.

Posted by: WinterContingeny
Get out of this thread also. And no, they do not.

Oh, so you like the Catholic girls..

Topic: When you imagine a wall, what does it look like?
As hard as I try, it still looks like boobs, I'm sorry.

Topic: The biggest gimmick there is?
Really weak elastic bands. One guy told me it was an "EverLast", but it was really just a used condom!

Posted by: OliG
I thought you couldnt get eleastic bands in prison ;-)

This is a re-telling of how I became aware to this fact.

Topic: Help? (I created this one)
What are the system requirements for BattleToads? I mean, StarCraft II runs fine, but I think BattleToads was too much for my processor or something? Help? I know it's an outdated meme adventure title, but it seems to have more technical bulk than Tychus Findlay.

Posted by: generalshame948
Nothing has more bulk than Tychus Findlay.

Rosie O'Donnell disagrees with you.

I then went on to create the cult of elastic bands known as THE ELASTICITY OF LIFE under the mission statement:

"Because you can make the extra stretch. Yvonne Strahovski gives you the power of the elastic band."

Elastic bands and Yvonne Strahovski. What more is there to life, stanger? Join and you will forever be united under the sign of the great- yourself. Because we stretch the boundaries of your mind, making worlds shift, and Big Bob lube up before bumraping you over the prison walls into a better life- a free life.

There was quite a bit more, but I'm not posting it all at the moment!

[close]

You still a member?

I want in on this, if I joined could we troll together we could create some bullshit stories.

I know it's random cause I ain't a massive fan but I liked the first 3