Quote from: Cal427eb on Apr 17, 2013, 05:05:36 PM
What would happen if I pointed a laser pointer at the President of the United States?
You initiate Plan Zeta Foxtrot.
The entire US army will descend down from cloaked choppers, which you didn't see or hear because they didn't
want you to.
They will use jetpacks to safely fall to the ground and surround the President, placing kinetic barriers around him for max protection.
However, this is all meant to distract you, since the president is really a hologram.
From behind, you will find yourself tackled by a giant bald eagle, and carried to Mount 'Murica, where justice
will be served.