Oh christ poor me, Rick.
You're lucky I deleted everything I was about to post. It was scathing, brutal, enlightening, relentlessly honest, the type of post dripping with hard wisdom that a young man may only read once in a lifetime.
But I deleted it, because you just suck now and have gone full TK.
These people should be eating you alive, they'd get much more from it.
Just make sure you keep taking advantage of their kindness.
Sadly none of this will sink in to your impregnable teenage brain. Nothing will change, and a week from now you'll be back to your old idiotic self like nothing happened. Rick is the most important thing to Rick, and Rick wants to talk about this.
You're pushing my buttons bitch. Pushing my buttons.
