Next month I've been at this company for 10 years. I got my 10 years card/vouchers through the post yesterday. Always happy for some free cash with the vouchers they give away, but in this card was a bunch of handwritten platitudes about loyalty and how I exemplify it. Signed by some dude it took me a while to figure out who he was. He's my new boss' boss' boss who I've never met. f**king hate this shallow, empty corporate world.