Just Talk.

[Wysps]

New bed

Aww...good luck with the new babies!  They all look very comfortable 

[Huggs]

Snowing here.

[KiramidHead]

New podcast episode, on Tomb Raider scripts, is up.

[[cancerblack]]

On a side note, I've been doing good saving money from going out and mindlessly shopping at department stores and, surprisingly, have stayed away from online shopping traps! 

I've been reluctant to buy anything online simply because this virus can survive on surfaces for quite a while, and who knows how many people touch just one package during the shipment process?

I'm practically a bubble boy at this point.

5 million of us over here. The only thing you can buy online in-country is food, IT gear, pens and medicine, and I don't feel like paying $30+ on shipping for germ laden overseas items. Everything IRL is shut except grocery stores, pharmacies and gas stations. And the word "bubble" is repeated 500 times a day.

[Kradan]

Snowing here.

Cool. We don\t have proper snow here even in winter. f**king global warming.

[Huggs]

You don't have snow in the Ukraidan?

[Kradan]

It melts even before reaching the ground.

Ukraidan

What's that's supposed to mean? Watch out - we, Ukranians, can be pretty dangerous if treating us not well. Poppa Shevchenko is coming after your butt.

[Local Trouble]

"You know what the Ukraine is?  It's a sitting duck.  A road apple, Newman.  The Ukraine is weak.  It's feeble.  I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine."

[Kradan]

"You know what the Ukraine is?  It's a sitting duck.  A road apple, Newman.  The Ukraine is weak.  It's feeble.  I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine."

I come from Ukraine.  You not say Ukraine weak! Howbout I take your little board and smash it!!

[[cancerblack]]

It melts even before reaching the ground.

Ukraidan

What's that's supposed to mean? Watch out - we, Ukranians, can be pretty dangerous if treating us not well. Poppa Shevchenko is coming after your butt.

He was clearly just rolling your name into that of the country. And you Ukrainians can be plenty dangerous even if you're being treated fine, just ask my ex.

[Kradan]

It melts even before reaching the ground.

Ukraidan

What's that's supposed to mean? Watch out - we, Ukranians, can be pretty dangerous if treating us not well. Poppa Shevchenko is coming after your butt.

He was clearly just rolling your name into that of the country. And you Ukrainians can be plenty dangerous even if you're being treated fine, just ask my ex.

Well, I can sincerely tell you that Mother Ukraine has nothing to do with whatever happened between you and your ex.

Spoiler

Before it goes any further - I was kidding too. Just so you know. Patriotism here is so over-blown - sometimes it's just disgusting.

[close]

[Huggs]

My humor is now responsible for creating an international incident.

[Kradan]

Nah, I think we can work it out. Just don't use sacred name of Mother Ukraine ^TM for your dirty jokes ever again. OK !!?

Spoiler

[close]

[[cancerblack]]

She liked the vodka and was quick with her fists (and was one of those strong-backed slavic women who can plow fields or break your nose with equal ease), I'll leave it at that.

[Kradan]

She liked the vodka and was quick with her fists (and was one of those strong-backed slavic women who can plow fields or break your nose with equal ease), I'll leave it at that.

Vodka is more Russians' thing though. We don't need that garbage - we have gorilka instead !