WARNING! THIS THREAD CONTAINS PROFOUND LANGUAGE SO GET YOUR KIDS OUT OF HERE!
What the hell...WHAT...THE...F*CKING...HELL... (times infinity + 1!)
I am really, REALLY...F*CKING PISSED OFF because of Kong: Skunk Island and I need to vent, so I might as well do it here with my fellow diehard sci-fi enthusiasts, who will probaly understand me and where I'm getting at.
Just saying, but most people I know are f*cking idiots...IDIOTS, who are unable to use their grey matter properly and have a total lack of imagination.
I for one am fed up with explaining myself why I like the sci-fi/fantasy-genre. I'm pretty sure most of you had a conversation once which went like this:
Me: 'Hi! I dig Jurassic Park, Alien(s), Star Wars etc! What about you?'
Ugly sob: 'Uhm, nah man, because it isn't real and all. So therefore it kinda blows...' "flies buzzing around his/her head"
F*CK ME RIGHT?! It just makes me want to grab a bat and beat some sense into these people! Of course these movies aren't real you stupid ignorant sob dumb jarhead! That's the whole point of f*ckin sci-fi!
It's supposed to make us THINK wether something is possible or not (in the near future). It makes us WONDER about all kinds of themes, like cloning dinosaurs or intergalactic space travel.
Anything's possible! That's the beauty of this genre: to OPEN our MINDS!
That being said, Kong: Dung Island is without a doubt the WORST sci-fi/creature-feature I have seen this year. Absolute f*cking garbage....
GARBAGE! END OF! If you're one of those persons who actually liked this 'movie', you have my sympathies...for being a complete and utter f*cking MORON!I'm a HUGE fan of anything related to sci-fi but I fell asleep halfway through it. That has NEVER happened to me before.
Apart from the visuals, this movie did everything WRONG! It is mindblowingly BAD! I can't even remember any of the characters names! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH?! PLOT, WHAT PLOT? I'M TOO STOOPID TO UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT! What a WASTE of time. By the way, did I mention this film was GARBAGE?
Anyway, Skank Island is currently rated at 6.8 on IMDB while Alien: Covenant is rated at 6.7...
I mean... am I seeing this right? One of the best ALIEN-films EVER is getting a lower score than that REBOOT-TRAVESTY of a classic?!
I'll be DAMNED...to keep defending myself against this horde of total NUMBNUTS who just had a brainfart as to why I love Sci-fi! And to be honest, they're right! Why give a f*ck anymore when this disaster of a film represents the latest standard?!
I'm getting so SICK and TIRED of that MEDIOCRE/SUBPAR/INSULTING TRASH that Hollywood keeps churning out! When the credits rolled it really made me wonder how those people got their jobs in the first place? Sucking dicks? Jesus Christ! Is this what America's movie-industry has come to be? To treat every sci-fi as a joke? If that's the truth I'll stop promoting those bastards any way I can.
A 4K-TV?! Get out of here! Why? To watch the LATEST in ULTIMATE SHIT on my couch, drooling all over it, pretending to be some dysfunctional inept zombie?! PASS!!! Alien: Covenant beats Kong on any level! Anytime!
SCREW THOSE LIMP-D*CKED FAIRIES FROM HOLLYWOOD! You have lost your ways big time...just wandering off into the f*cking forest!
Apply yourselves goddammit!
