'That's what she said!' Jokes for A and P movies.

Started by Kel G 426, Mar 29, 2011, 03:51:53 PM

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'That's what she said!' Jokes for A and P movies. (Read 12,569 times)

First Blood

In the midst of an orgy...

She's your baggage. You fall behind, and you're on your own.

chupacabras acheronsis

"okay, i'll sneak up to that bastard and you go around and finish him"

Cap. Fitzgerald

Quote from: chupacabras acheronsis on Apr 04, 2011, 10:07:49 PM
"okay, i'll sneak up to that bastard and you go around and finish him"

"Mother of god" + "Your a beautiful butterfly" (thats the quote no?)
"LETS ROCK!"

MrSpaceJockey

"Folks we have scored big this time!"

Kel G 426

"Believe me, I'd prefer not to."

Bad Replicant

"This accident with Murphy is what happens when one of these dumb sons-of-bitches walks around with a hard-on."

Kel G 426

"It has almost no weight."

Purebreedalien

"It cuts like steel."

Kel G 426

^ :laugh:

Quote from: First Blood on Mar 29, 2011, 11:31:09 PM
"Do you remember Afghanistan?"

"I'm trying to forget it."

Bad Replicant

"All right sweethearts, you heard the man. Pull 'em out, come on, let's have 'em."

Space Sweeper

"Uh... am I clear, Lambert? I wanna get the hell outta here."

Bad Replicant

"Inner hatch opened."

chupacabras acheronsis

"I said no. and i mean it."

TheMonolith

Ten minutes and we won't need no rocket to fly through space.

Kel G 426

Kel G 426

#104
^ :laugh:

"I guess they're getting better equipped every day."

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