The AvPGalaxy Quotes Thread

[TJ Doc]

Heh, just saw that.

And although the following quote may require a bit of context, it gets a laugh out of me:

Where do we get these pics and vids?

[SpaceMarines]

 

[OmegaZilla]

What's wrong with seeing a pregnant women explode with aliens?

KABOOM.

[SpaceMarines]

What's wrong with seeing a pregnant women explode with aliens?

KABOOM.

Forgot about that.

Jack says:
   Bip...
Space Sweeper says:
   Bap...
Jack says:
   KABLOOIE!
Space Sweeper says:
   Fuuuuuuuck.

Space Sweeper says:
   I was thinking about turning my waiting game yesterday into a story
   There was a lot of kind of wacky stuff I left out
Jack says:
   Was there a rocket car?!?
Space Sweeper says:
   Doc Brown sped past me at 88 miles per hour, and screamed "FAGGOT!" at me.
   Not cool, Doc.
Jack says:
   Then "VWOOSH?"
   Flamey-tire treads?
Space Sweeper says:
   Yeah, I thought he was going to hit Park Royal's enterance, but he just disappeared.
   The quirky f**ker.

[Sharp Sticks]

"Mediocre artists borrow. Great artists steal." - Pablo Picasso Banksy Sharp Sticks

[OmegaZilla]

This needs to be carved in ten stone tablets and then be given to future generations.

[TJ Doc]

I love SiL so much. 

[OmegaZilla]

Sheriff Morales is killed by an Alien! Dallas, his childhood friend, is so deeply touched by his death he takes Morale's walkie-talkie and says

Dallas: Let's go.


Poetry, right there.

The whole thing is pure gold.

[King Rathalos]

This needs to be carved in ten stone tablets and then be given to future generations.

That is just godly on every level of the word!

[The Ghoul]

Oh-h-h-h, I've got a GOOD ONE!

Okay, normal day, fine day, not even bad day, shit is intense, there's the whole fu*king crunch to get in grades and assignments! That's cool, I've got my iPod in, and nothing is distracting me for doing my thing, I'm gonna take the day off early anyways- it's all good. BUT WAIT! WAIT! Mathematics! MATH-E-MAT-ICS!! I've never liked this "professor" as she calls herself, but the day is going smoothly until the councilor comes in- she's nice, nothing wrong with her, and class is about to end- I can pretty much smell the interior of the penthouse!

"Rishon, hey Rishon, can we talk for a sec?"

WHY SURE MISS HERP-DEE-DERP, LEMME JUST PICK UP MY DICK AND WADDLE OVER TO YOU! So I walk over to the psychotic whore, (her face looked flushed as always, HOT FLASHES! STROBE-LIGHT WELDING IRON!! SOMEBODY CALL THE FIRE CHIEF AND HIS DOG SPARKY!) and the concilor askes what number of assignments I have turned in for this term is (LIKE THE BITCHES WEREN'T ALREADY TALKING BEFORE I CAME A WALKIN'!). TAP, TAP, TAP, AWAY ON THE KEYBOARD, TAP, TAP, TAP, HIDES TRANNY PORN, TAP, TAP, OH, FOUND EM'!

..."Zero assignments.".
"So you're saying, you didn't get any of the seven I put on your desk last week?"
"Hmmmmmlemmecheck..."

FLIP, FLIP, FLIP, HURRY UP, C*NT, I WANNA GO HOME!

"Nothing."
"Why is it nothing, Rishon?"
"I don't know, why is it nothing, Professor Ezer?"
(Answer by the way is: BECAUSE YOUR A STUPID FU*KING BITCH!)
"Well, you must not have placed them in the folder."
"No, I didn't, I placed them in the center of your desk- can't miss it."
"Well, I didn't get them anywhere."
"WELL, I put them right there, right where your hand is."
"I don't recall-"
"What do you usually do with your papers?"
"You know, Rishon, I think Professor Ezer has a point"

A point? Professor Ezer? I FU*KING PROFESS MY FEELING THAT YOU ARE A DULL, WORTHLESS BITCH INCAPABLE OF LOOKING DOWN PAST YOUR EVER-EMPTY, ZERG-INFESTED PUSSY AND FIND THE MULTIPLE SHEETS OF PAPER WITH MY NA-

"Did you put your name on any of them?"
"Yeah, of course, I put my name on everything."
"Everything?"
"Maybe not the bathroom stall, just my friends' phone numbers."
*Laughs*

HAHA, I LIKE BREAKING THE MOOD LIKE A WITTY LITTLE BITCH.

"Well I didn't get any sheets. Tell ya what- how about you redo them and I'll give you and extra day."
.....
....
...
..
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"Excuse me?"
"Well, Rishon, I think Professor Ezer's offer is very generous-"
"It would be generous if she trusted me enough to look through her desk and believe me that I handed in these assignments."
"And I also have to have you redo that test from last week."
"What? Why?"
"Because you took the last part home."
"And did what, got a bigger and more incredible calculator to do the work FOR me?"
"I don't think that's what she's saying-"
*Bell rings*

I WANNA LEAVE THE CLASS NOW, OKAY, PROFESSOR DUMBSHIT?

"Well, so what are we going to do?"

I hate that question. I really do. WHAT THE FU*K DO YOU THINK WE'RE GOING TO DO, YOU PIECE OF WET TRASH?! I'M GONNA HAVE TO FOLLOW YOUR EVERY FU*KING COMMAND IN ORDER TO PASS THE COURSE DUE TO YOUR DUMB FU*KING IGNORANCE!

It went on, and on, until finally I told them I was just going to walk out if they didn't help me come to a conclusion in which I would recieve credit for the work that I FU*KING DID. So I walked out, and the councilor caught up to me and told me I could phone her later and talk about it- so what's with the change of heart all of a sudden, Cruella?

So now I'm home, and I'm gonna phone her soon, and give her all of the frustrations that I fu*king need to tell her, because I deserve better than to fail a course because of the stupid ass fu*king teacher's inability to read anything that isn't in the yellow file folder. I'm new, you dumb bitch, give me a break, and don't brush my shit into the garbage.

*Ahem*

Thank you.

best angry rant by sweeps yet.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Tru dat!

[Space Sweeper]

A once in a lifetime event captured before an edit.

Even if I'm not in a pubic area

Typos are one of the things I do not hate in the world.

It's fu*king beautiful. 

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Wow thats a nlce catch.

[Space Sweeper]

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[First Blood]

WTF Shobi