The AvPGalaxy Quotes Thread

[ShadowPred]

I successfully destroyed all the bed bugs.


Then my roommate brought home scabies.

Choice roommate...

bedbugs

Hiv

then scabies......

What are the odds?

It's pretty close to jumping onto a hay stack and having your dick land on the needle.

LMAO!

[Cvalda]

Luckily, the scabies only infected him. One of his dumbass one night stands gave it to him.


The saga continues, though -- two of my current coworkers have bed bugs...

...gonna have to go into cryosleep and wake up every 50 years or so to kick their ass, I guess.

[Aspie]

lol good thing about Tejas is even the parasites are reluctant to come and stay

[ShadowPred]

Luckily, the scabies only infected him. One of his dumbass one night stands gave it to him.


The saga continues, though -- two of my current coworkers have bed bugs...

...gonna have to go into cryosleep and wake up every 50 years or so to kick their ass, I guess.

Christ...it's never over lol.

[Cvalda]

lol good thing about Tejas is even the parasites are reluctant to come and stay

Aspie, Texas itself is a parasite of the United States.

[Kimarhi]

Is a parasite on a parasite an Aspie?

[Aspie]

lol good thing about Tejas is even the parasites are reluctant to come and stay

Aspie, Texas itself is a parasite of the United States.

lol don't currrrr no bed bugs or anus worms

[Kimarhi]

Isn't that where CBI starts in the Last of Us?

[Cal427eb]

Isn't that where CBI starts in the Last of Us?

It's where the game starts, yeah. I don't know if that's where the shit originated from though.

[Crazy Rich]

lol good thing about Tejas is even the parasites are reluctant to come and stay

Aspie, Texas itself is a parasite of the United States.

lol don't currrrr no bed bugs or anus worms

Anus worms? The proper name is pin worms.

[Aspie]

I choose death.

[Rong]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0PC_HxiJiw#

[Crazy Rich]

I choose death.

But it's treatable.

[Cvalda]

A friend once told me of how he wiped his bum once and the toilet paper was crawling and writhing with pin worms.

The image has stayed with me all these years.

[Cal427eb]

A friend once told me of how he wiped his bum once and the toilet paper was crawling and writhing with pin worms.

The image has stayed with me all these years.