The AvPGalaxy Quotes Thread

[Rong]

wait wut

One apartment I had, my roommate brought bed bugs back from the hotel he worked in. We didnt really have much furniture for them to hide in, so they lived in the spackled ceiling.

Steam machine + bed bugs full of blood + condensation = blood dripping down the walls.

[Cvalda]

We hunted them down using a black light, too. You could follow very faint trails of our blood leading away from our beds and going up the walls to the ceiling. That's how we first found where they were hiding

[Rong]

We hunted them down using a black light, too. You could follow very faint trails of our blood leading away from our beds and going up the walls to the ceiling. That's how we first found where they were hiding

[Aspie]

wait wut

One apartment I had, my roommate brought bed bugs back from the hotel he worked in. We didnt really have much furniture for them to hide in, so they lived in the spackled ceiling.

Steam machine + bed bugs full of blood + condensation = blood dripping down the walls.

We hunted them down using a black light, too. You could follow very faint trails of our blood leading away from our beds and going up the walls to the ceiling. That's how we first found where they were hiding

[Cvalda]

Also, my roommate was HIV positive, which was kind of terrifying considering they were feeding off both of us

I may have wept a little.

[Cal427eb]

Also, my roommate was HIV positive, which was kind of terrifying considering they were feeding off both of us

I may have wept a little.

Okay, that's pretty f**ked.

[Rong]

Stories gotta get a bit worse... this cant be the end.

my only expereince with bed bugs was in france... and they only attacked my wife not me.... blood is a bitter as piss 

[Kimarhi]

They're coming out of the goddamn walls!

[Cvalda]

I successfully destroyed all the bed bugs.


Then my roommate brought home scabies.

[Aspie]

...aaaannnnnndddddd I want my childhood bubble back

[Rong]

I successfully destroyed all the bed bugs.


Then my roommate brought home scabies.

Choice roommate...

bedbugs

Hiv

then scabies......

[Aspie]

he better have been paying all the rent

[Crazy Rich]

I successfully destroyed all the bed bugs.


Then my roommate brought home scabies.

Choice roommate...

bedbugs

Hiv

then scabies......

What are the odds?

It's pretty close to jumping onto a hay stack and having your dick land on the needle.

[Cal427eb]

I successfully destroyed all the bed bugs.


Then my roommate brought home scabies.

What came after that?

[Rong]

he better have been paying all the rent

Yes With all that money he made from prostituting himself on the street... j/k but how the f**k you get all that, that's some serious badluck.