The AvPGalaxy Quotes Thread

[coolbreeze]

I don't get it.

Because you're dumb. 

[Aspie]

yer face is dumb.

[Space Sweeper]

I don't get it.

Don't try to, I don't think your brain can take the injury.

[Blacklabel]

Aspie, it means you are being outmatched as "AVPGALAXY's favourite house troll"

[Vickers]

Spoiler

    Vickers: hi
    Cal427eb: da *** is dis niggga ***
    SpaceSweeper: Naw man
    thecoolbreeze: VICKERS!!!!
    SpaceSweeper: this is her figuring out
    King Rathalos: Hey, Vickers.
    SpaceSweeper: MUSIC
    SpaceSweeper: VICKS!
    SpaceSweeper:
    Vickers: how is everyone?
    thecoolbreeze: Drunk!
    SpaceSweeper: Excellent
    Cal427eb: I'm straight
    SpaceSweeper: We've been chilling for a long time
    SpaceSweeper: Having excellent music playing
    Vickers: I heard something about SS dancing?
    SpaceSweeper: LOL
    thecoolbreeze: Indeed
    SpaceSweeper: Yes
    SpaceSweeper: Haha
    SpaceSweeper: That was fun
    Vickers: oh?
    SpaceSweeper: I'm gonna get something to drink, hold on
    Vickers: Also, I talked to ShadowPred
    Vickers: reeeeeeeeally stressed out
    Vickers: something about a prince called Enma, anyone know what that means?
    Knightjetplane: OLOL
    Vickers: Did I miss something?
    thecoolbreeze: You missed the bad parts
    Vickers: Bad parts?
    Cal427eb: hahahahaha
    Knightjetplane: TDSA was here.
    Cal427eb: he got banned
    SpaceSweeper: Oh yeah
    Knightjetplane: Let us leave it at that.
    Vickers: You can't be serious
    SpaceSweeper: TDSA came in
    Cal427eb: he said he didn't like Disney
    SpaceSweeper: And he was talking about Prince Enema
    Cal427eb: insta ban
    SpaceSweeper: He said he didn't like Disney's animated features
    Vickers: Did he show that to SP?
    SpaceSweeper: In regards to Hercules
    Vickers: well that does not surprise me
    SpaceSweeper: And I was like
    SpaceSweeper: K BYE
    Knightjetplane: And then he almost banned me. ;-;
    King Rathalos: Yah
    SpaceSweeper: lolol
    SpaceSweeper: Guys
    SpaceSweeper: I'm about to hit you with some...
    SpaceSweeper: ....KIMBRA
    SpaceSweeper: :DDD
    Vickers: Didn't he say he disliked animated Disney films?
    Knightjetplane: Who?
    King Rathalos: TDSA
    Cal427eb: yup
    Knightjetplane: No, I mean Who is Kimbra
    SpaceSweeper: this is Kimbra
    Vickers: in the Wreck-it-Ralph topic
    SpaceSweeper: Dancability to the max
    Vickers: I think
    thecoolbreeze: BAN KNIGHT!
    SpaceSweeper: Btw, you got a hover for that, KNIGHT
    SpaceSweeper:
    thecoolbreeze: Hehehehe
    Vickers: so may I ask what is going on?
    SpaceSweeper: Nothing really
    Knightjetplane: Why should I be banned for living under a rock ;-;
    SpaceSweeper: We're just chilling out, listening to music and having fun
    King Rathalos: Because we don't like your rock kind.
    Vickers: ah
    SpaceSweeper: I jokingly gave TDSA a 5 minute ban
    Vickers: well I have to be off now
    SpaceSweeper: And then he left
    SpaceSweeper: :c
    Cal427eb: baiiii
    SpaceSweeper: Aww
    SpaceSweeper: Bye
    Vickers: Before I go I have to say something
    SpaceSweeper: see ya tomorrow!
    Vickers: Trust nobody
    Cal427eb: >.>
    Cal427eb: <.<
    thecoolbreeze: Why Vickers...
    thecoolbreeze:
    Vickers: hang on a sec
    Cal427eb: Shade...
    Vickers changed their nickname to TDSA.
    SpaceSweeper: WHOA
    TDSA: there we go
    SpaceSweeper: OH GOD
    Cal427eb: what
    SpaceSweeper: HAHAHAH
    Cal427eb: oh no
    TDSA: got you all
    Cal427eb: lolololol
    thecoolbreeze: Inception!
    TDSA: *bows*
    SpaceSweeper: OH GOD
    SpaceSweeper: MY MIND
    SpaceSweeper: WHAT'S HAPPENING
    Cal427eb: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9CS7j5I6aOc/0.jpg
    King Rathalos: TDSA confirmed for the thing.
    SpaceSweeper: hahhaa
    SpaceSweeper: oh my god
    SpaceSweeper: TDSA
    SpaceSweeper: I f**king love you, dude
    TDSA: thank you
    SpaceSweeper: That was incredible
    Cal427eb: I dont know what to believe anymo!
    TDSA: I love pulling that

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Just happened like a few minutes ago in Sweeper's stream.

...

...

[Space Sweeper]

 

TDSA:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1O5m-R-sdQ#ws

[Rick Grimes]

The son of a bitch lives! I managed to get him to fly out of my window! I'm bloodthirsty now!

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/113/1132313/worst-ways-to-die-in-space-20101109005846420.jpg

Can't wait for the sequel.

[Space Sweeper]

HOLY SHIT. JUST WENT DOWN IN SHADOWPRED'S STREAM:

Spoiler

TDSA: Hi
SpaceSweeper: Whoa that was fast
TDSA: What was
SpaceSweeper: First half of Ep14 is a recap
SpaceSweeper: Go to the middle
ShadowPred: let it recap
ShadowPred: i forget shit
ShadowPred: Zlol
SpaceSweeper: Arright
TDSA: Oh yes, this episode
ShadowPred: *noidon't*
SpaceSweeper: zeyes
SpaceSweeper: I think you have Evasesnse, TDSA
SpaceSweeper: We literally JUST started watching Eva
TDSA: Indeed
TDSA: Is this the one with Rei's monologue at the start of the second half?
SpaceSweeper: Yup
SpaceSweeper: ShadowPred wasn't around for these eps earlier
TDSA: so no spoilers then
ShadowPred: never
ShadowPred: spoilers
ShadowPred: and YOU DIE
TDSA: so how is the galaxy doing without me
SpaceSweeper: It's in flames
SpaceSweeper: Recover your account
TDSA: good
SpaceSweeper: DDD:
ShadowPred: the war is terrible TD
ShadowPred: this new eyepatch is not a good look for me
ShadowPred: neither is the burnt arm
ShadowPred: but i make do.
SpaceSweeper: I have a robot arm now
ShadowPred: oh gods
SpaceSweeper: I thought it would be cool when I was in the hospital
ShadowPred: that day was terrible
TDSA: This episode makes me angry
SpaceSweeper: But I can't even jerk off now
SpaceSweeper: Let me rephrase that for you
ShadowPred: oh yes
SpaceSweeper: I CAN'T EVEN SMACK MY MEAT
ShadowPred: Sweeps was crying the day he couldn't masturbate
ShadowPred: i felt for him
SpaceSweeper: this is all because you left
ShadowPred: so I uh...
ShadowPred: ...offered to help.
ShadowPred: Cry1
SpaceSweeper: it's okay shadow
TDSA: I'm too depressed to masturbate
SpaceSweeper: It was the thought that counted
SpaceSweeper: ;-;
SpaceSweeper: TDSA that's not possibe
SpaceSweeper: *possible
ShadowPred: i depressingly masurabted the following hour i got home that day
SpaceSweeper: You're asexual, dude
ShadowPred: "this is for Sweeps!"
ShadowPred: Zlol
SpaceSweeper: Me to, SP
SpaceSweeper: WITH MY LEFT ARM
SpaceSweeper: zcry
ShadowPred: Zcry
ShadowPred: omfg
ShadowPred: i gotta ask
TDSA: Maybe if I look at some old posts on TK, that will help
ShadowPred: why the hell is this a recap?
SpaceSweeper: IT TOOK FIVEf**kING HOURS
ShadowPred: what happened when this aired?
SpaceSweeper: I HAD TO PUT MY DICK AGAINST THE WALL
SpaceSweeper: THE RIGHT SIDE AGAINST
ShadowPred: dear god
SpaceSweeper: AND PRESS WITH MY LEFT
SpaceSweeper: AND *** WALLJERK
TDSA: that sounds depressing
ShadowPred: the pain alone must have made you pass out
SpaceSweeper: NEXT TIME I'M PUTTING IT IN A DOORWAY
ShadowPred: Cry1
SpaceSweeper: THIS IS BECAUSE YOU LEFT, TD
SpaceSweeper: THIS IS BECAUSE YOU LEFT
ShadowPred: i ask again
TDSA: I don't know why I left. That Death Note compare was actually decent
ShadowPred: why did they do a recap this long?
SpaceSweeper: The network wanted it
ShadowPred: jesus
SpaceSweeper: Just to show people what's happened
ShadowPred: that's lame
ShadowPred: lol did they think they weren't watching?
SpaceSweeper: Yeah, but the real part of this episode is short and sweet
TDSA: All they do is show all the angels and their attacks
SpaceSweeper: Rei episdoe
SpaceSweeper: *episode
ShadowPred: that makes up for it.
TDSA: And the end is pretty cool. Can I say what happens?
TDSA: Fine
TDSA: I won't
ShadowPred: i'm already watching the episode
ShadowPred: no point in telling me what happens in the end
TDSA: you suck.
ShadowPred: QUE?!
TDSA: before I go
TDSA changed their nickname to Vickers.
SpaceSweeper: WAIT
SpaceSweeper: TDSA
ShadowPred: Zshake
Vickers: Zlol
SpaceSweeper: WHUH
SpaceSweeper: WHUH
SpaceSweeper: WHUH---
SpaceSweeper: AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Vickers: Revenge >:3
SpaceSweeper: AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
ShadowPred: I honestly don't get it
SpaceSweeper: holy ***
ShadowPred: Zlol
SpaceSweeper: holy shiyyttttt
SpaceSweeper: haahhahhahaahaa
SpaceSweeper: oh god godddd
SpaceSweeper: imdyinggg
VforVickers: I love this monologue >:3
ShadowPred: omg it is Vicks!
ShadowPred: sweet jesus
VforVickers: Zlol
ShadowPred: TDSA f**king changes his name to Aspie and then back to TDSA
SpaceSweeper: I'mstilldyingggg~
ShadowPred: so many times
ShadowPred: in streams I just walk into
ShadowPred: and I have no idea what the hell is ever going on
VforVickers: lolol

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrJdVMu4zaw#ws

[Cal427eb]

I- I don't know what to believe anymore...

[Vepariga]

This better be good.

http://static1.thcdn.com/productimg/0/600/600/55/10527655-1311250672-9691.jpg

Excellent choice, Mel.

He'll be Mal soon enough.

http://i.imgur.com/WsZDq33.png

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/star-trek-mind-blown.gif

[LarsVader]

Cut your hand with a knife and smear some blood on the cast. That way you can make sure your signature is of manageable size and memorable, and also impress her with your gesture of unhinged devotion.

Oh cool! Maybe I can coat her crutches with jizz and piss on her wheelchair next 

[Cvalda]

Michael Biehn's glistening, exquisite physique in remastered HD



Meg Ryan masturbating over Mark Ruffalo's disgusting porn stache... in remastered HD

In the future, it might look something like this.

Michael Biehn's glistening, exquisite moustache in remastered HD



Cvalda masturbating over Michael Biehn's disgusting porn stache... in remastered HD

[Blacklabel]

Be careful what you do when you close your eyes in meditation.

Because when you enter the spiritual real you can call upon anything good or bad.

We are now in the "Golden age" where you can create what you think about so be careful.

[First Blood]

Commander Keras smoking some serious cannabis.

[Shasvre]

Commander Keras smoking some serious cannabis.

It will keep him safe.

Spoiler

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