*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[coolbreeze]

Get a stencil made

[Aspie]

Right, well, I don't normally like talking about my personal life, but I have a real doozy here. This girl I've been trying to ask out for a month or so now recently got her leg run over by a school bus (a short one, thankfully; given how it happened I tend to wonder if the driver shouldn't be in the back as well). So she's got a cast and walks around with crutches. Now, I know that if we do end up going out, I'll probably be asked to sign her cast; she's got several signatures on there already. There isn't a problem there. The problem is my handwriting is massive. Size 108 in Microsoft Word massive. If I write smaller it looks like I tried to outline mollusc. I'm worried I'll take up her entire cast and write over all her family's sentiments just writing my name.

Any help would be appreciated.

I suggest using the Papyrus font. That way, when you do write over the crucial stuff, at least your name will be written in an important manner.

[Cvalda]

Cut your hand with a knife and smear some blood on the cast. That way you can make sure your signature is of manageable size and memorable, and also impress her with your gesture of unhinged devotion.

[BANE]

Cut your hand with a knife and smear some blood on the cast. That way you can make sure your signature is of manageable size and memorable, and also impress her with your gesture of unhinged devotion.

Oh cool! Maybe I can coat her crutches with jizz and piss on her wheelchair next 

Get a stencil made

Not a half bad idea. Cheers!

[Aspie]

lmaooooooooooooooooo

[Cvalda]

I don't think you can make that much jizz.

[BANE]

She's a small lady...

[Crazy Rich]

Right, well, I don't normally like talking about my personal life, but I have a real doozy here. This girl I've been trying to ask out for a month or so now recently got her leg run over by a school bus (a short one, thankfully; given how it happened I tend to wonder if the driver shouldn't be in the back as well). So she's got a cast and walks around with crutches. Now, I know that if we do end up going out, I'll probably be asked to sign her cast; she's got several signatures on there already. There isn't a problem there. The problem is my handwriting is massive. Size 108 in Microsoft Word massive. If I write smaller it looks like I tried to outline mollusc. I'm worried I'll take up her entire cast and write over all her family's sentiments just writing my name.

Any help would be appreciated.

This isn't really advice, it's really more what honest me would do and if you like it then go for it.

I'd just tell her what you told us about how you write and see what happens.

[DoomRulz]

Right, well, I don't normally like talking about my personal life, but I have a real doozy here. This girl I've been trying to ask out for a month or so now recently got her leg run over by a school bus (a short one, thankfully; given how it happened I tend to wonder if the driver shouldn't be in the back as well). So she's got a cast and walks around with crutches. Now, I know that if we do end up going out, I'll probably be asked to sign her cast; she's got several signatures on there already. There isn't a problem there. The problem is my handwriting is massive. Size 108 in Microsoft Word massive. If I write smaller it looks like I tried to outline mollusc. I'm worried I'll take up her entire cast and write over all her family's sentiments just writing my name.

Any help would be appreciated.

Initial it. Problem solved.

Next question.

[Lie]

In case this thread actually does kick the bucket I want to say thanks the members that pushed me to see things through with "Fleshlight Girl".

Cheers.

She looks fun.

[Kimarhi]

So I ended up in a NTV outside of the camp (non tactical vehicle) when I saw two females from the camp walking toward a taxi.  I asked them where they wanted to go and told them I'd take them there.

Well one thing led to another, and I ended up f**king them both.

Please help me from having to much game.

[Aspie]

too*

[SiL]

So I ended up in a NTV outside of the camp (non tactical vehicle) when I saw two females from the camp walking toward a taxi.  I asked them where they wanted to go and told them I'd take them there.

Well one thing led to another, and I ended up f**king them both.

Please help me from having to much game.

I'm sorry, but your level of game ... is terminal.

[Cvalda]

I hope you had enough common courtesy to disclose which STD's you gave them.

[Kimarhi]

too*

Its affecting my grammar. 






Or is it effecting?!  I don't know anymore.   

I hope you had enough common courtesy to disclose which STD's you gave them.

Just cooties........why?  Africa known for something worse!?