The AvPGalaxy Quotes Thread

[SpaceMarines]

No, thank you. Wait, Torrance, what're you doing? No, no! Put the axe down, Jack. PUT THE AXE DOWN! PLEASE, NOO-

AAAAAAHHHHHUUUAARRRAHHAHGHAHGHH!!! OH MY GOD - IT'S FULL OF PAIN! AAAAAAAHHH-

http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/4003/spacemarinesbodymoves1.jpg

I'd forgotten that.

[Space Sweeper]

He is the Jimmy Neutron of the forum?

No, Jimmy Neutron was smart.

[Prison_Mike]

He is more of a termite infestation if you think about it.

[Space Sweeper]

The perfect organism.

Despite his name.

[Prison_Mike]

The only thing he's perfect at is being a dumbass.

[Sharp Sticks]

Don't bother fighting him.

I tried.

[Prison_Mike]

It's just so sad that he excepted the EU into his life, that shit is wore then heroin, and it's not even addective.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Don't bother fighting him.

I tried.

me too.

I even got banned for a week. all the girls cried.

[Prison_Mike]

Somebody has to stop his obssesion. He needs an intervention

[Sharp Sticks]

all the girls cried.

[Nightmare Asylum]

all the girls cried.

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/09/tommy-lee-jones-no-country.jpg

I cried.

[TJ Doc]

She did.

[Prison_Mike]

I cry just reading anything Predxeno posts.

[Space Sweeper]

I had a dream about Predxeno once...

It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he was riding a... literal canon, and he just rode past me and kept on going, never said nothing going by, he just rode on past.

He.. had this blanket wrapped around him with his cross-species head down.

When he rode past he was holding fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it, about the colour of LV-426's moon.

...And in the dream I knew that he was going on ahead to fix a flamewar out in allthem forums and allthem topics... and I knew that whenever I logged in he would be there. Out there up ahead.

Then I woke up.

[Nightmare Asylum]

I had a dream about Predxeno once...

It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he was riding a... literal canon, and he just rode past me and kept on going, never said nothing going by, he just rode on past.

He.. had this blanket wrapped around him with his cross-species head down.

When he rode past he was holding fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it, about the colour of LV-426's moon.

...And in the dream I knew that he was going on ahead to fix a flamewar out in allthem forums and allthem topics... and I knew that whenever I logged in he would be there. Out there up ahead.

Then I woke up.

Good thing this is already in the quotes thread. Saves me the effort of bringing it here.