The AvPGalaxy Quotes Thread

[Ghost Rider]

"There are no high class hookers in Tennessee!"
-Ghost Rider, Xbox Live

Good times.

[The Ghoul]

"There are no high class hookers in Tennessee!"
-Ghost Rider, Xbox Live

Good times.

Why did I have to miss that!!!!!!!! 

Damnit!!!!!

[Space Sweeper]

Nah nah nah. Nah. You're all missing it, mo fuggas.

http://i54.tinypic.com/jl77fn.png

[Sharp Sticks]

That made my life.

[Purebreedalien]

"Bull in a china shop" Stupid and not true at all.

how is bull in a china shop 'not true at all'?

Because bulls are delicate and dainty creatures.

[DJ Pu$$yface]

I posted it elsewhere but here's my semi-review of Skyline:

It's like Independence Day and Cloverfield had a child

...and then they beat that child within an inch of its life

...and then forced the quivering pulp to chew steaming dogshit as it helplessly struggled for breath

...and just as it's oxygen starved brain shut down, welcoming the darkness of death like an old friend, two gormless strangers attempted to nurse it back to health without medicinal aid or any previous knowledge of modern medicine

...and though their intentions were for good, the child was near brain-dead, locked in an almost vegetative state, unable to articulate its thoughts and so was reduced to making guttural noises to voice its heartfelt pleas

...and as the pulpy mess silently pleaded for death the gormless strangers urged the mass public to pay a fee in order to witness the "miracle" that is their child.

A brain-dead drooling child called "Skyline"

[SpaceMarines]

   

This, and the back-and-forth preceding it, is why I love this site.

[Nope]

Juan Fitz says
Damn
myabe you can reset your computer thing
shobi martin says
Wat
Juan Fitz says
Like go back through history
shobi martin says
Wat
Juan Fitz says
That came out wrong

[samoht]

"Yesterday was Thursday
Today is Friday...
...Tommorrow is Saturday
and Sunday comes afterwards"

- Rebecca Black

[ShadowPred]

"Yesterday was Thursday
Today is Friday...
...Tommorrow is Saturday
and Sunday comes afterwards"

- Rebecca Black

Oh, for the love of -

[samoht]

Its funny coz its not a quote from a member on this site.

[Nightmare Asylum]

"Yesterday was Thursday
Today is Friday...
...Tommorrow is Saturday
and Sunday comes afterwards"

- Rebecca Black

Oh, for the love of -

We we we so excited
We so excited

[Purebreedalien]

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[SpaceMarines]

Thanks to radiation, I have five penises. Now my pants fit like a glove.

[OmegaZilla]

Luke . says
Vul's already imaginary-nuking my house on Google Earth, and now you want my prize? NO WAY, MANG.
XD

Omega Destroyer says
Hey, look at the positive side.
You will get a
LITTLEBROZILLA

[...]

Juan Fitz says
*imagines riding a baby zill to school*
*godzilla
YESH

Omega Destroyer says
I WOULD LOVE TO RIDE A BABY GODZILLA TO GO TO SCHOOL
SO f**kING MUCH

shobi martin says
I wanna ride a mammoth.

Luke . says
lol
I wanna ride Deadpo- I mean, I wanna ride Scarlett Johansson.