Last thing you ate

[Sharp Sticks]

Thinly sliced mozzarella on buttered English muffins. Ce magnifique.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Homemade chicken sandwich made with mexican birote.

Thinly sliced mozzarella on buttered English muffins. Ce magnifique.

Nice.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Metal.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Metal.

U ish hawd cowr!

[Predator Queen]

she hates humans.

shhhhhhhh >>'

[chupacabras acheronsis]

Metal.

U ish hawd cowr!

you bet your ass i am, Skippy.

*shrug*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

But I like my ass!
*Smacks Chupa in the face then guts him*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

that ain't my guts on your hands, kid.

that's red confetti. red motherf**kin' confetti.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Looks down at hands*
So your like a troll piñata now?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

sometimes. then the distraction ends, and im meaty and juicy again-

*kicks Fitz in the groin and escapes*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

< Was wearing a cup
"Screw that!"
*grabs Chupa's ear and stabs him in the heart.*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*screams while boarding a cab*

Ha Ha! you think thats my real ear!?!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

If that's a reference to "Ha ha ha ha you think this is the real *name*? It is."
Then yes I do.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*absent*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

•Cab driver is revealed to be GeraldFitz•
Lool!
*Blows up cab*