OBJECTIFICATION THREAD: The Female Body

[Aspie]

Plot Twist: These pics are actually maledoro selfies

[maledoro]

Plot Twist: These pics are actually maledoro selfies

"Plot twists"? I thought you guys knew...?

[Xeno Killer 2179]

[BANE]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAEcUXXCQAAOgQq.jpg

That's just nasty. I mean...what possible evolutionary advantage could there be for our DNA to code for such immense quantities of ass meat?

[maledoro]

"Feed me! Is...is...THAT a...a...cheezburger? Can I have a bite, huh? I haven't eaten in years. C'mon! I promise I won't ralph it up like the other food I eat. Please?"

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAEcUXXCQAAOgQq.jpg

That's just nasty. I mean...what possible evolutionary advantage could there be for our DNA to code for such immense quantities of ass meat?

Sex isn't just for breeding, ya know. You can do it just for fun and not so you have to have little Banes running around.

[Cal427eb]

[BANE]

How is it fun though? I just think managing that much ass meat during sex would be a logistics nightmare.

[Cal427eb]

Maledoro's taste is just so... unnatural.

[maledoro]

How is it fun though?

How is sex fun? Have you ever had it with anyone other than yourself? If you're a virgin, I won't make fun of you; I can respect that.

[BANE]

YOU KNOW WHAT I f**kIN' MEAN MALEDORO.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

That ass is so large I'm asking you how sex with that ass is fun. All I picture is one hump and me just trampolining off of it into a wall.

[maledoro]

YOU KNOW WHAT I f**kIN' MEAN MALEDORO.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

If you were on topic, I was talking about sex in general being fun. Go back and re-read it.

That ass is so large I'm asking you how sex with that ass is fun. All I picture is one hump and me just trampolining off of it into a wall.

It takes a real man to stay on.

[BANE]

Or a harness.

You kinky maledoro?

[maledoro]

Or a harness.

You kinky maledoro?

No, I'm a f**king pervert.

[BANE]

Aw yeah.

[maledoro]

http://youtu.be/-7NitmzzZX8