Things you just hate in the world

[First Blood]

If its sayings then people who Quote a Jeff Goldblum character with:
"life always finds a way"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBxgAmdPQWg

[Meathead320]

^^^ yeah there he is.

Almost as dumb as when he and Will Smith used an alien space ship to blow up an even bigger one.

If I even meet Jeff, I will kidnap, and then RAPE him.

Not for sexual reasons, cuz I'm not gay. Just so he knows I am dominant over him. 

Next up will be michael chriton. Yeah, you know you're next you tall trolling magot. I dont care if you're 6'9" either.

I'll get a horse sedative to shoot you with first.

[Ghost Rider]

^^^ yeah there he is.

Almost as dumb as when he and Will Smith used an alien space ship to blow up an even bigger one.

If I even meet Jeff, I will kidnap, and then RAPE him.

Not for sexual reasons, cuz I'm not gay. Just so he knows I am dominant over him. 

Next up will be michael chriton. Yeah, you know your next you tall trolling magot. I dont care if your 6'9" either.

I'll get a horse sedative to shoot you with first.

http://i47.tinypic.com/v2z1io.gif

You do know that Michael Chriton is dead, right?

[First Blood]

Unfortunately. 

[Nope]

^^^ yeah there he is.

Almost as dumb as when he and Will Smith used an alien space ship to blow up an even bigger one.

If I even meet Jeff, I will kidnap, and then RAPE him.

Not for sexual reasons, cuz I'm not gay. Just so he knows I am dominant over him. 

Next up will be michael chriton. Yeah, you know you're next you tall trolling magot. I dont care if you're 6'9" either.

I'll get a horse sedative to shoot you with first.

http://i47.tinypic.com/v2z1io.gif

Why do you not like Jeff Goldblum, other then over used quotes?

[Meathead320]

You do know that Michael Chriton is dead, right?

Ohh...

Well that made me feel bad.

......... ..................................... .................................. .......  ...... .......... ......... ........

Now that such feeling has passed.

For who else can I take out my hatred on?

Running low on the old hate tank.

Quick someone quote Jeff Goldblum.

[Ghost Rider]

You do know that Michael Chriton is dead, right?

Ohh...

Well that made me feel bad.

......... ..................................... .................................. .......  ...... .......... ......... ........

Now that such feeling has passed.

For who else can I take out my hatred on?

Running low on the old hate tank.

Quick someone quote Jeff Goldblum.

Fresh out.

[Meathead320]

Why do you not like Jeff Goldblum, other then over used quotes?

I don't have to JUSTIFY my HATE to you! 

Ahh, that was great.  I just got back from hate raping Jeff Goldblum.

I had to rough him up a bit first.

[Hive Tyrant]

Being deliberately excluded from parties by 'friends' without having the balls to tell me. For f**k's sake.

[DoomRulz]

Stephen Colbert is quite possibly the most epic human being on the planet.

Pfft, Jon Stewart came first!

[SpaceMarines]

I also think Jon's a bit funnier. But both are hilarious.

[AvatarIII]

I also think Jon's a bit funnier. But both are hilarious.

colbert relys too much on his created persona, so the fact that jon is himself wins him extra points imho

[DoomRulz]

Not to mention, Jon created Colbert. So Jon wins.

[Space Sweeper]

Stephen Colbert is quite possibly the most epic human being on the planet.

Pfft, Jon Stewart came first!

I knew that.. I was basing it on his persona. I'm an equal fan.

[Predator Queen]

Being deliberately excluded from parties by 'friends' without having the balls to tell me. For f**k's sake.

T_T I know how you feel, if my party wasn't possibly being canceled I would invite you