I would quite happily spend a week behind bars if I got to slap Fearne Cotton around for 10 minutes until she realises she doesnt have to love everything and endorse it like your life depended on it. You dont need to shout or get excited about every song you hear, you can have your own opinion, when interviewing you can ask more pressing questions than "how amazing is that" and you dont need to flail your arms around and act like your still presenting kids tv 15 years ago. And dont get me started on her Radio 1 show and that random f**king music generator. Even Davina McCall doesnt annoy me as much as the Cotton.