Things you just hate in the world

[Amaterasu]

When this happens to me:

[SiL]

O-o What the ...

Joke being if she's going to say she hates guys not conforming to bullshit gender roles then hopefully she's closely observing her own bullshit gender roles.

[Aspie]

O-o What the ...

Joke being if she's going to say she hates guys not conforming to bullshit gender roles then hopefully she's closely observing her own bullshit gender roles.

Shut up and make me a sammich, SiL.

[SiL]

See, this is what we need. Aspie's sticking to his role of antisocial, socially retarded mental handicap. He has his place and he knows it.

[Terx2]

I hate people that can't/don't admit there wrong when they are

When this happens to me:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/545531_418056164928985_526143798_n.jpg

Alcohol can do that to you

[Predator Queen]

See, this is what we need. Aspie's sticking to his role of antisocial, socially retarded mental handicap. He has his place and he knows it.

Oh... Okay... see this is why I am not good with jokes. 

The dumb ass that puts me in a kitchen has no concept of how I can't cook unless its like...rice... and even then I am getting a rice cooker.   And for cleaning... I am very bothered by the noise the vacuum makes, along with the lawn mower.

[Aspie]

See, this is what we need. Aspie's sticking to his role of antisocial, socially retarded mental handicap. He has his place and he knows it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYDhdonrWuw#

[DoomRulz]

I hate people that can't/don't admit there wrong when they are

If they don't think they're wrong, why would they?

[Lie]

See, this is what we need. Aspie's sticking to his role of antisocial, socially retarded mental handicap. He has his place and he knows it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtEVy_zjr9Y#

[Ghost Rider]

Women jokes like "Get back in the kitchen." Its really old now. And I thought "Arrow in the knee" jokes were annoying.

[DoomRulz]

Women jokes like "Get back in the kitchen." Its really old now. And I thought "Arrow in the knee" jokes were annoying.

Oh I don't know. They can be funny if they're said in front of the right person. One of my personal favourites is, "Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, why was she out of the kitchen in the first place?" Old I know, but I still get a chuckle out of it.

[SpaceMarines]

I remember when that was in your signature.


But yeah, I love me some good "kitchen" or "sandwich" jokes. Not necessarily for the jokes themselves (although they can be quite witty, I find), but generally for the reactions of the women in close proximity; absolutely priceless.

[DoomRulz]

So do I. I also seem to remember a guy whose name began with Space and ended with Sweeper getting all buggered up about it <_<

[SpaceMarines]

Hm, yes, my celestial sibling can sometimes be slightly sore about such sayings.

[Effectz]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFyyPNseWvA