The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Transfers brain into new Unicron*

Wait! Surely... with all our power we should team up?

Ha! You realize you cant win and now you try to ask for mercy?
You deserve none from OZ
*Blows up Space Predator using a MAC round (halo) while he's floating down*
Yes, In atmosphere.

[Purebreedalien]

*Smashes through apartment window*

Hey! It's my room! What luck.

*Sits on the couch*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Respawns*

DAMN IT FITZY! WE COULD DESTROY OUR ENEMIES!

*Starts charging chest cannon*

But if you really don't want to...

*Blasts Fitzy into deep space*

[OmegaZilla]

Hey people, I love chaos you know, but there's too much there. *Catches Fitzgerald just before he's sent in deep space*

Let's all return in peace, shall we.
*Returns back to earth and grows back into Alien form, sips tea*

[TheMonolith]

(Looks at New Continent.)
Looks nice.

(Looks to PBA)
This is ackward.

[Purebreedalien]

*Watches more battles*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Laughs*
I think you just shot the wrong soldier.
That was Geronimo.

Hey people, I love chaos you know, but there's too much there. *Catches Fitzgerald just before he's sent in deep space*

Let's all return in peace, shall we.
*Returns back to earth and grows back into Alien form, sips tea*

Retconned

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Shrinks to double Predator-size and joins everyone on Earth*

I'm a robot now. Cool. Retcon is retconned.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

A robot?
Robots are weak.
*Hacks into Space Predators mind and causes a self destruct while he's at a safe distance*

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Respawns*

I am a Unicron robot. Noob.

[Geronimo]

*Laughs*
I think you just shot the wrong soldier.
That was Geronimo.

Hey people, I love chaos you know, but there's too much there. *Catches Fitzgerald just before he's sent in deep space*

Let's all return in peace, shall we.
*Returns back to earth and grows back into Alien form, sips tea*

Retconned

I don't care, I'm not fighting, I am saying things from the side lines. 

I don't mind space anyway, Sweeper and Marines are there, they make space a better place.

SpacePredator... noob? What are you 12?

[DJ Pu$$yface]

Is shithead a better term? 

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*facepalms*

[Geronimo]

*facepalms*

I think he called you shithead. 

[DJ Pu$$yface]

*Blows off Fitzy's head*

No more facepalms for you.